Mother's Day is fast approaching! What better way to show your appreciation, or pamper yourself, than with an OhMiBod Signature Vibe! Plug into your favorite music and experience ecstasy the likes of which you've never before imagined. Fulfill your deepest desires and needs, all while escaping the sounds of screaming 2 year-olds and cranky adolescents. Sound good? Want to win? Find out how below.
So, why am I oh so generously giving away this exquisite toy? Well, here's the skinny. I was actually quite blessed to have won two giveaways in a row. I received, much to my surprise and delight, both the Signature vibe and Freestyle of the OhMiBod line. Now, I'm certainly not the most selfless person in the world. I did, indeed, very much want the Freestyle. I lusted, and I longed, and I yearned for its lovely velvet-coated plastic to grace my girly parts. If I was truly selfless, we'd be giving away not one, but two prizes at this moment in time. Alas, I am greedy. I see what I want, and I work my little butt off to get it. And when I get it, ooh, I never let it go. So yes. As we speak, the Freestyle is safely locked away in the deepest depths of my toy chest. Never again to be gazed upon by any who would covet her. Except me of course, and my dearest lover. Anywhoo, while I'm not completely selfless, I'm not all that stingy either. I have what I want, and I'm not the type to hold onto excess "just 'cause". I'm inclined to believe that some lucky soul could enjoy this much more than I. And so, we begin our venture into the world of giving. If you would like to join us in the world of receiving, please read my rules of entry herein entailed.
Ways to Win
There are numerous ways to win, all listed below. Pick just one, or go crazy and do them all! It's your choice, & I'm certainly not going to fault you for wanting to improve your chances. =) Come back and leave a separate comment for each entry you've completed. Good luck!
- Tell me why you or some special person would benefit from this beautiful toy. Tell me why your mother, or spouse, or even yourself deserves a gorgeous gift this Mother's Day. {1 entry}
- Subscribe to my blog. {1 entry}
- Follow my blog via Google Friend Connect. {2 entries}
- Link to my blog on your blog, or in your blogroll. {3 entries}
- Comment on any of my other posts. Link to it here. {1 entry}
- Follow me on Twitter and tweet about this giveaway once per day! Be sure to include @Splendwhore, and a link to this contest. Provide a link to your tweet. Example: "Give your momma (or yourself) something to smile about! @Splendwhore is giving away an @OhMiBod Signature Vibrator!! http://bit.ly/9qnm0W" {1 entry per day}
- Spread the word about this giveaway! Write a post on your blog, facebook, myspace, tumblr, etc. Include a link to this contest, and leave a comment with a link to your post. {5 entries}
- Divulge a story involving you and your mother, or your adventures in parenthood. What was your best Mother's Day ever? Your worst? How about your proudest moment as a mother?
{1 entry}
Giveaway ends May 8th, 2010. Winner will be announced on Mother's Day (May 9th).
In the event that the prize is not claimed within 48 hours, a new winner will be drawn.
Limited to U.S. Residence only! Sorry everyone, but I'm paying to ship this one myself.
117 comments:
Great Giveaway! I'd like to be able to say I'd give it to my mom because it's supposed to be an amazing product but I'm just not sure it's her type of thing. So I'm voting for me. Selfish, I know, but I just SO LUST for this toy! I've wanted one forever and the way things have been going the past couple of years, luxuries like this just don't make it into the budget :)
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Oh, I forgot to do the mandatory entry - well, my Ipod broke last year and I finally came into possession of another one (well, my partner has been letting me borrow his). I just finished counseling because I had been suffering from anxiety issues (high stress, attacks, etc.). So what a way to celebrate and keep me relaxed from now on by having a nice toy to play with and music to listen to!
I would love to win this for my sister! She is due on 5-5-10 and I have a feeling that her and her hubby would love some extra excitement in the bedroom once my niece is born.
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My favorite Mothers day moment is when I was in 5th grade my parents had a very nasty separation right before Mothers day. Yep, my Father was a little selfish. So I decided to take every last penny from my piggy bank and my sister and I walked to the florist that was 3 blocks from my house. I being the oldest, chose a card that simply said "I love you" and wrote "Mom, we love you, you are the best mom and I hate to see you sad. Happy Mothers Day Mom!"
My mom still has that little card of course.
I let my sister choose the flowers, and she chose fluffy pink carnations, we could afford 5 so that's what we got. I told the florist that it was for our mom and that she was sad. He added 3 white roses and babys breath, "just because" he said.
My sister and I took them home to our mom and she cried. I felt so bad for making her cry again. But she confirmed that she was crying because she didn't even know we were gone, and then we show up with an arm full of blossoms. She said she cried out of sheer happiness, and smiled. It had been a while since we had seen her smile.
Then she told us to never leave the house with out telling her again ;)
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Alright, as much as I'd like to say that I would love this for myself [I would] it would be pretty cool to give this to my mom as a Mother's Day gift. I've never gotten my mom a vibrator, and I'm pretty sure she's never used one, but considering how awesomely that I know toys, I figure I could get her something good. Ya know? So after a long time considering, I decided that if I won this, I would gift it to my mother.
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I would love this toy for myself. I love music and this would be awesome. I've wanted this toy for ever and it would be nice to add it to my collection
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I would probably offer it to my mom , because she really seems like she needs something to relax with ! She is always grumpy , and she has told me that she and her husband have not had sex , or anything intimate since (they separated then he moved back in with her)
I know she had toys when I was younger because I found them , but don't know if she has any now ! If she didn't want it I would have no problem keeping it for myself lol :)
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I would like to try this toy for myself. Interesting concept.
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I think my wife would enjoy this. It would add another dimension to the fantasies of Jason Black she has while listening to the Twilight soundtrack.
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I would give it to my best friend! She is finishing breastfeeding her 3rd boy and she and her hubby need some new excitement! xo
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Awesome Giveaway! I'm going to say I deserve this for mother's day because I'm a stay at home mom who NEVER goes anywhere without my kids...except to bed. ;)
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I deserve this because I have lusted after it since the product came out. I think that music is a huge turn on...now, literally so!
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As a mother, I would like it for myself.
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I'd give this to my mom for sure. She's fascinated by my ClubVibe, but I know she's not much into the tiny bullet styles like that. I think this one would be very much to her liking.
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Why do I deserve one? Well I already won an OhMiBod freestyle but I'm greedy and deserve one for at least being honest about being a greedy bastard...not good enough? How about this my future girlfriend deserves one for putting up with this bastard :)
Mother day's story. I'm just going to go with the most recent the. Although mother's Day is tomorrow. My Mom has already has here gift. The door bell was busted and she made it clear that what she wanted as her gift and that she would prefer me give it to her early so she could have a working doorbell as soon as possible.
So I got her a fancy 64 tone door bell...and let me tell you testing 64 tones to see which one she likes best will give a guy a headache, it also doesn't help that the tones are switched via an annoying jumper switch system. At the end of the day I had a headache but she was happy with her gift and the new doorbell tone Battle Hymen of the Republic btw
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