OhMiMother's Day Giveaway!

Mother's Day is fast approaching! What better way to show your appreciation, or pamper yourself, than with an OhMiBod Signature Vibe! Plug into your favorite music and experience ecstasy the likes of which you've never before imagined. Fulfill your deepest desires and needs, all while escaping the sounds of screaming 2 year-olds and cranky adolescents. Sound good? Want to win? Find out how below.

So, why am I oh so generously giving away this exquisite toy? Well, here's the skinny. I was actually quite blessed to have won two giveaways in a row. I received, much to my surprise and delight, both the Signature vibe and Freestyle of the OhMiBod line. Now, I'm certainly not the most selfless person in the world. I did, indeed, very much want the Freestyle. I lusted, and I longed, and I yearned for its lovely velvet-coated plastic to grace my girly parts. If I was truly selfless, we'd be giving away not one, but two prizes at this moment in time. Alas, I am greedy. I see what I want, and I work my little butt off to get it. And when I get it, ooh, I never let it go. So yes. As we speak, the Freestyle is safely locked away in the deepest depths of my toy chest. Never again to be gazed upon by any who would covet her.  Except me of course, and my dearest lover. Anywhoo, while I'm not completely selfless, I'm not all that stingy either. I have what I want, and I'm not the type to hold onto excess "just 'cause". I'm inclined to believe that some lucky soul could enjoy this much more than I. And so, we begin our venture into the world of giving. If you would like to join us in the world of receiving, please read my rules of entry herein entailed.

Ways to Win 
There are numerous ways to win, all listed below. Pick just one, or go crazy and do them all! It's your choice, & I'm certainly not going to fault you for wanting to improve your chances. =) Come back and leave a separate comment for each entry you've completed. Good luck!
  1. Tell me why you or some special person would benefit from this beautiful toy. Tell me why your mother, or spouse, or even yourself deserves a gorgeous gift this Mother's Day. {1 entry}

  2.  Subscribe to my blog. {1 entry}

  3. Follow my blog via Google Friend Connect. {2 entries}

  4. Link to my blog on your blog, or in your blogroll. {3 entries}

  5. Comment on any of my other posts. Link to it here. {1 entry}

  6. Follow me on Twitter and tweet about this giveaway once per day! Be sure to include @Splendwhore, and a link to this contest. Provide a link to your tweet. Example: "Give your momma (or yourself) something to smile about! @Splendwhore is giving away an @OhMiBod Signature Vibrator!! http://bit.ly/9qnm0W" {1 entry per day}

  7. Spread the word about this giveaway! Write a post on your blog, facebook, myspace, tumblr, etc. Include a link to this contest, and leave a comment with a link to your post. {5 entries}

  8. Divulge a story involving you and your mother, or your adventures in parenthood. What was your best Mother's Day ever? Your worst? How about your proudest moment as a mother?
    {1 entry}

    Giveaway ends May 8th, 2010. Winner will be announced on Mother's Day (May 9th).
    In the event that the prize is not claimed within 48 hours, a new winner will be drawn.
    Limited to U.S. Residence only! Sorry everyone, but I'm paying to ship this one myself.

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117 comments:

Tracy said...

Great Giveaway! I'd like to be able to say I'd give it to my mom because it's supposed to be an amazing product but I'm just not sure it's her type of thing. So I'm voting for me. Selfish, I know, but I just SO LUST for this toy! I've wanted one forever and the way things have been going the past couple of years, luxuries like this just don't make it into the budget :)

Tracy said...

I'm following you on friend connect.

Tracy said...

Subscribed to you blog (Can you tell how much I want this toy?)

Tracy said...

Commented on your teardrop review
http://talesfromthetoibox.blogspot.com/2010/04/teardrops-of-joy.html

seaofneptune said...

I linked you in my blogroll!

seaofneptune said...

I linked you in my blogroll!

seaofneptune said...

I linked you in my blogroll!

seaofneptune said...

Oh, I forgot to do the mandatory entry - well, my Ipod broke last year and I finally came into possession of another one (well, my partner has been letting me borrow his). I just finished counseling because I had been suffering from anxiety issues (high stress, attacks, etc.). So what a way to celebrate and keep me relaxed from now on by having a nice toy to play with and music to listen to!

Gardenvy said...

I would love to win this for my sister! She is due on 5-5-10 and I have a feeling that her and her hubby would love some extra excitement in the bedroom once my niece is born.

Gardenvy said...

I follow with Google connect!

Gardenvy said...

My favorite Mothers day moment is when I was in 5th grade my parents had a very nasty separation right before Mothers day. Yep, my Father was a little selfish. So I decided to take every last penny from my piggy bank and my sister and I walked to the florist that was 3 blocks from my house. I being the oldest, chose a card that simply said "I love you" and wrote "Mom, we love you, you are the best mom and I hate to see you sad. Happy Mothers Day Mom!"
My mom still has that little card of course.
I let my sister choose the flowers, and she chose fluffy pink carnations, we could afford 5 so that's what we got. I told the florist that it was for our mom and that she was sad. He added 3 white roses and babys breath, "just because" he said.
My sister and I took them home to our mom and she cried. I felt so bad for making her cry again. But she confirmed that she was crying because she didn't even know we were gone, and then we show up with an arm full of blossoms. She said she cried out of sheer happiness, and smiled. It had been a while since we had seen her smile.
Then she told us to never leave the house with out telling her again ;)

Jonsbabydoll said...

http://twitter.com/jonsbabydoll/status/12719428300

JonsBabydoll said...

I follow you!

JonsBabydoll said...

I'm still following you!

It's not creepy though... I promise.

Jonsbabydoll said...

Alright, as much as I'd like to say that I would love this for myself [I would] it would be pretty cool to give this to my mom as a Mother's Day gift. I've never gotten my mom a vibrator, and I'm pretty sure she's never used one, but considering how awesomely that I know toys, I figure I could get her something good. Ya know? So after a long time considering, I decided that if I won this, I would gift it to my mother.

Gardenvy said...

I linked you in my blogroll!

Deadpoet said...

I would love this toy for myself. I love music and this would be awesome. I've wanted this toy for ever and it would be nice to add it to my collection

deadpoet said...

posted on twitter

http://twitter.com/deadpoet2008

seaofneptune said...

I subscribed to your blog!

Misfit Momma aka Missy said...

I would probably offer it to my mom , because she really seems like she needs something to relax with ! She is always grumpy , and she has told me that she and her husband have not had sex , or anything intimate since (they separated then he moved back in with her)

I know she had toys when I was younger because I found them , but don't know if she has any now ! If she didn't want it I would have no problem keeping it for myself lol :)

Misfit Momma aka Missy said...

Tweeted ! http://twitter.com/Missy_wpg/status/12949993133

Jessica said...

I subscribed to blog, following with friend connected, following on Twitter, retweeted at twitter.com/pleasurescrip.

I would like to try this toy for myself. Interesting concept.

Gardenvy said...

linked you in my blogroll #2

Gardenvy said...

linked you in my blogroll #3

Gardenvy said...

Follow via google #2

Gardenvy said...

Blogged about this giveaway! #1

http://femeninadeliciosa.blogspot.com/2010/04/ohmimothersday-giveaway-tales-from.html

Gardenvy said...

Blogged about this #2

http://femeninadeliciosa.blogspot.com/2010/04/ohmimothersday-giveaway-tales-from.html

Gardenvy said...

Blogged about this #4

Gardenvy said...

blogged about this #5

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Gardenvy said...

commented on your post! but I messed up and entered 6 times for blogging so one doesn't count! ;)

Jack said...

I think my wife would enjoy this. It would add another dimension to the fantasies of Jason Black she has while listening to the Twilight soundtrack.

Following your blog via rss and friend Connect and following on twitter.

namelesschaos said...

I follow your blog

namelesschaos said...

Tweet for April 27: http://twitter.com/namedbychaos/status/12971235534

Kim said...

I would give it to my best friend! She is finishing breastfeeding her 3rd boy and she and her hubby need some new excitement! xo

Kim said...

subscribed via rss feed! xo

Kim said...

following via google friend connect
xo

~J said...

Awesome Giveaway! I'm going to say I deserve this for mother's day because I'm a stay at home mom who NEVER goes anywhere without my kids...except to bed. ;)

boobiesbabiesandablog AT gmail DOT com

~J said...

GFC Follower entry 1

~J said...

GFC follower entry 2

~J said...

following on twitter & tweeted: http://twitter.com/BBandAblog/status/13013703170

Misfit Momma aka Missy said...

I subscribe via google reader !

Misfit Momma aka Missy said...

I follow your blog via google friend connect #1

Misfit Momma aka Missy said...

I follow your blog via google friend connect #2

deadpoet said...

i tweeted on April 26th

https://twitter.com/deadpoet2008

deadpoet said...

tweeted april 27th

https://twitter.com/deadpoet2008

deadpoet said...

posted a link on my facebook

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=608075311&v=info#!/profile.php?id=608075311&v=wall

deadpoet said...

tweeted today april 28

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seaofneptune said...

Linked to your contest in my blog post: http://seaofneptune.wordpress.com/2010/04/01/contests-for-april/

seaofneptune said...

Linked to your contest in my blog post: http://seaofneptune.wordpress.com/2010/04/01/contests-for-april/

#2

seaofneptune said...

Linked to your contest in my blog post: http://seaofneptune.wordpress.com/2010/04/01/contests-for-april/

#3

seaofneptune said...

Linked to your contest in my blog post: http://seaofneptune.wordpress.com/2010/04/01/contests-for-april/

#4

seaofneptune said...

Linked to your contest in my blog post: http://seaofneptune.wordpress.com/2010/04/01/contests-for-april/

#5

Misfit Momma aka Missy said...

tweeted http://twitter.com/Missy_wpg/status/13030961229

Carmela P said...

Following on Google Friend Connect as Valeria :)#1
melababy at gmail

Carmela P said...

Following on Google Friend Connect as Valeria :)#2
melababy at gmail

~J said...

daily tweet: http://twitter.com/BBandAblog/status/13074541368

deadpoet said...

tweeted April 29

http://twitter.com/deadpoet2008

deadpoet said...

Im following you via google friend connect

Misfit Momma aka Missy said...

I posted about your giveaway on my blog !

http://mmafterhours.blogspot.com/2010/04/ohmimothers-day-giveaway-tales-from.html

#1

Misfit Momma aka Missy said...

I posted about your giveaway on my blog !

http://mmafterhours.blogspot.com/2010/04/ohmimothers-day-giveaway-tales-from.html

#2

Misfit Momma aka Missy said...

I posted about your giveaway on my blog !

http://mmafterhours.blogspot.com/2010/04/ohmimothers-day-giveaway-tales-from.html

#3

Misfit Momma aka Missy said...

I posted about your giveaway on my blog !

http://mmafterhours.blogspot.com/2010/04/ohmimothers-day-giveaway-tales-from.html

#4

Misfit Momma aka Missy said...

I posted about your giveaway on my blog !

http://mmafterhours.blogspot.com/2010/04/ohmimothers-day-giveaway-tales-from.html

#5

Misfit Momma aka Missy said...

I also added you to my blogroll !

http://mmafterhours.blogspot.com/

#1

Misfit Momma aka Missy said...

I also added you to my blogroll !

http://mmafterhours.blogspot.com/

#2

Misfit Momma aka Missy said...

I also added you to my blogroll !

http://mmafterhours.blogspot.com/

#3

Misfit Momma aka Missy said...

Tweeted too !

http://twitter.com/Missy_wpg/status/13087808789

Sarah said...

I deserve this because I have lusted after it since the product came out. I think that music is a huge turn on...now, literally so!

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~J said...

daily: http://twitter.com/BBandAblog/status/13153135806

deadpoet said...

daily tweet april 30th


http://twitter.com/deadpoet2008

Misfit Momma aka Missy said...

tweet http://twitter.com/Missy_wpg/status/13167407562

~J said...

daily tweet: http://twitter.com/BBandAblog/status/13198632532

namelesschaos said...

I have blogged: http://namelesschaos.com/2010/05/contest-round-up-2/ comment 1/5

namelesschaos said...

I have blogged: http://namelesschaos.com/2010/05/contest-round-up-2/ comment 2/5

namelesschaos said...

I have blogged: http://namelesschaos.com/2010/05/contest-round-up-2/ 3/5

namelesschaos said...

I have blogged: http://namelesschaos.com/2010/05/contest-round-up-2/ 4/5

namelesschaos said...

I have blogged: http://namelesschaos.com/2010/05/contest-round-up-2/ 5/5

deadpoet said...

daily tweet may 1st

http://twitter.com/deadpoet2008

Misfit Momma aka Missy said...

tweet http://twitter.com/Missy_wpg/status/13222166653

deadpoet said...

daily tweet

https://twitter.com/deadpoet2008

namelesschaos said...

Tweet for May 2: http://twitter.com/namedbychaos/status/13284125071

Misfit Momma aka Missy said...

tweet http://twitter.com/Missy_wpg/status/13279009694

deadpoet said...

daily tweet may 3

http://twitter.com/deadpoet2008

Gardenvy said...

Daliy Tweet 5-3
http://twitter.com/Gardenvy

namelesschaos said...

Tweet for May 3: http://twitter.com/namedbychaos/status/13342972904

Misfit Momma aka Missy said...

tweet http://twitter.com/Missy_wpg/status/13342922515

deadpoet said...

daily tweet may 4th

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Gardenvy said...

Daily tweet 5-4

http://twitter.com/Gardenvy

Andrea I said...

As a mother, I would like it for myself.

Andrea I said...

Subscribing through Google Reader.

Andrea I said...

Following through GFC.

namelesschaos said...

Tweet May 4: http://twitter.com/namedbychaos/status/13391950200

Misfit Momma aka Missy said...

tweet http://twitter.com/Missy_wpg/status/13400547446

deadpoet said...

daily tweet may 5th

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~J said...

daily tweet: http://twitter.com/BBandAblog/status/13441699225

namelesschaos said...

Tweet May 5: http://twitter.com/namedbychaos/status/13465731552

Misfit Momma aka Missy said...

tweet http://twitter.com/Missy_wpg/status/13466267008

Michele said...

I'd give this to my mom for sure. She's fascinated by my ClubVibe, but I know she's not much into the tiny bullet styles like that. I think this one would be very much to her liking.

~J said...

daily! http://twitter.com/BBandAblog/status/13496945304

deadpoet said...

daily tweet may 6

http://twitter.com/deadpoet2008

lila said...

I am following your blog via Google Friend Connect. and linked to your blog in my blogroll.

Misfit Momma aka Missy said...

tweeted !

http://twitter.com/Missy_wpg/status/13517428785

namelesschaos said...

Tweet May 6: http://twitter.com/namedbychaos/status/13526297340

namelesschaos said...

I follow your blog via Google Friend Connect 1/2

namelesschaos said...

I follow your blog via Google Friend Connect 2/2

namelesschaos said...

Tweet May 7: http://twitter.com/namedbychaos/status/13557101135

deadpoet said...

daily tweet may 7

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Misfit Momma aka Missy said...

tweet http://twitter.com/Missy_wpg/status/13587064350

namelesschaos said...

I have add a link to your blog in my blogroll under the heading Toy and Porn Reviews: http://namelesschaos.com/ 1/3

namelesschaos said...

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namelesschaos said...

I have add a link to your blog in my blogroll under the heading Toy and Porn Reviews: http://namelesschaos.com/ 3/3

namelesschaos said...

Why do I deserve one? Well I already won an OhMiBod freestyle but I'm greedy and deserve one for at least being honest about being a greedy bastard...not good enough? How about this my future girlfriend deserves one for putting up with this bastard :)

namelesschaos said...

Mother day's story. I'm just going to go with the most recent the. Although mother's Day is tomorrow. My Mom has already has here gift. The door bell was busted and she made it clear that what she wanted as her gift and that she would prefer me give it to her early so she could have a working doorbell as soon as possible.

So I got her a fancy 64 tone door bell...and let me tell you testing 64 tones to see which one she likes best will give a guy a headache, it also doesn't help that the tones are switched via an annoying jumper switch system. At the end of the day I had a headache but she was happy with her gift and the new doorbell tone Battle Hymen of the Republic btw

namelesschaos said...

Tweet May 8: http://twitter.com/namedbychaos/statuses/13616689458

Misfit Momma aka Missy said...

tweet http://twitter.com/Missy_wpg/status/13622889014

deadpoet said...

daily tweet may 8

http://twitter.com/deadpoet2008

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