tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18955487647614226462024-03-05T07:47:42.471-08:00Tales from the ToiBoxSplendwhorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12784809158262271279noreply@blogger.comBlogger81125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1895548764761422646.post-1596850930085624662011-04-25T18:26:00.000-07:002011-04-25T18:29:41.503-07:00Review: Love Bunnies<div style="text-align: justify;">Tired of plastic eggs and marshmallow peeps? Why not reward yourself this Easter with a <b><a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-discreet/love-bunnies?kbid=1780" rel="nofollow">Love Bunnies</a></b> instead! Love Bunnies are a fun, adorable new product from <a href="http://babeland.com/?kbid=1780" rel="nofollow">Babeland</a>. Shaped like a chubby pink bunny, this inconspicuous item looks more like a child's toy than a vibrator. In reality though, this cuddly, cute little wabbit is actually a bullet vibe in disguise! It would make a great gift, or a charming addition to your Easter decorations.<br />
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The Love Bunnies came packaged in a bright, colorful cardboard box. The exterior features grassy hills, snow-capped mountain tops, a bright blue sky, and a cheery rainbow. Multi-colored Love Bunnies prance through the cartoony scenery. It's pretty dern cute, if just a little bit cheesy. Inside you'll find your toy safely secured in a plastic casing. Besides the toy itself (and thoughtfully included batteries), the only other item inside the box is a small cardboard 'Adoption Certificate', complete with blanks to both name your bunny, claim yourself as its owner, and list its new home. I was completely tickled that the manufacturer thought to include this. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_GhD3rWNMAVtaOCE0zEQNuwQ-1avww6kXI_IA2U5ZMhIsGdVAmQXd8CnL_9RGSIjf5C9yTdBThsdWQEWlqVow7y42TX6rRTrmBFRBPUm5dcbpDJe27rOvW-S6RS4sq1QbcaX4vUYVIws/s1600/LBunnies1.jpg" imageanchor="1" rel="nofollow" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_GhD3rWNMAVtaOCE0zEQNuwQ-1avww6kXI_IA2U5ZMhIsGdVAmQXd8CnL_9RGSIjf5C9yTdBThsdWQEWlqVow7y42TX6rRTrmBFRBPUm5dcbpDJe27rOvW-S6RS4sq1QbcaX4vUYVIws/s1600/LBunnies1.jpg" /></a>The Love Bunnies vibrator has an abstract rabbit-like silhouette. It doesn't have any discerning features (like a nose or eyes), but if you ask me, that's part of the appeal. It's comprised of a large circular body, a smaller circular head, two ears, and a nub for a tail. Everything but the tail is 100% hypo-allergenic silicone. The tail itself is actually a small one-speed bullet, and is made of ABS plastic. The bullet is 2 1/4" long, and slips into the body of the bunny via a comically large hole on its butt. It slips both in and out without fuss, which makes for very convenient clean-up. The silicone body can even be sterilized by removing the bullet and either boiling or bleaching it. The whole toy is about 3" long from head to tail, 2 1/2" tall from base to ears, and 2" wide. It fits comfortably in the palm of my hand, and is easy to hold and maneuver when in use. The silicone body is velvety to the touch, but still retains a bit of drag to it. It's fairly firm, and reminds me a bit of an eraser, or a pencil topper in that regard. The ears are significantly less stiff, and actually bend quite easily for both comfort and convenience. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsoO94-vvPJL4gOZ-rTdzxPoTTE5eSbAJ20CbvV4nuS08B3nxIyYzrgv4tzy_VtyKQeiG0hQ1clXqqlQwXpodq1q1t8xXHmWuOU7ozh5qPC444owSunR5sqnMY5S9Y_9pU7rd5_SggESI/s1600/LBunnies2.jpg" imageanchor="1" rel="nofollow" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsoO94-vvPJL4gOZ-rTdzxPoTTE5eSbAJ20CbvV4nuS08B3nxIyYzrgv4tzy_VtyKQeiG0hQ1clXqqlQwXpodq1q1t8xXHmWuOU7ozh5qPC444owSunR5sqnMY5S9Y_9pU7rd5_SggESI/s1600/LBunnies2.jpg" /></a>The Love Bunnies' bullet runs on three watch batteries. The batteries, to me, are one of the biggest downfalls of this product. They die remarkable fast, and are difficult to remove. If rechargeable watch batteries existed, I probably wouldn't be nearly as disappointed with the Love Bunnies as I currently am. My suggestion: adapt this item to run on AAA's. A small black button on the end of the bullet controls the toy. The bullet is a simple one-speeder, so the only real functions it features are 'on' and 'off'. The vibrations are light and buzzy, and not particularly strong. I wasn't really surprised, but I wasn't disappointed either. The strength and depth left me somewhere between teased senseless and tickled silly. It sounds like a strange combination, but I actually enjoyed it. The vibrations can be felt along the entire surface of the toy, but they are by far strongest in the head and ears. The smooth expanse of the rabbit's face makes a wonderful pleasure point when using this toy, but the ears are also incredibly pleasing. The ears were practically <u>made</u> to snuggle up on either side of your clitoris, and they transmit the vibrations wonderfully without diffusing their already less-than-breathtaking strength. In all honesty, this isn't a toy I turn to often, and it certainly isn't inept at bringing me to orgasm. That said, it's adorable, discreet, and fabulous for teasing yourself or a partner. It's not really going to rock your world if you're sex-toy-savvy. It would, however, make an excellent toy for a beginner, or a gag gift for a lover or friend.<br />
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<center></center><center></center><center></center><center><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="244" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0RBhK0Q7D48?fs=1" width="325"></iframe></center>Splendwhorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12784809158262271279noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1895548764761422646.post-10686884375951703062011-04-12T03:11:00.000-07:002011-04-14T14:26:30.895-07:00Review: Décor Stashe Pillow<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: justify;">I always find myself enamored whenever I discover an adult product which is discreet, stylish, <i>and</i> functional. So imagine my delight when I was given the chance to review the <b><a href="http://www.liberator.com/eng/product/decor-stashe/12175" rel="nofollow">Décor Stashe Pillow</a></b> from Liberator! The Décor Stashe Pillow is part of Liberator's new <a href="http://www.liberator.com/eng/categories/home-collection" rel="nofollow">Home Collection</a>, which is a series of items designed to look mundane, but have some much more interesting uses. The Décor Stashe, for example, appears to be nothing more than a stunning throw pillow. However, the Stashe has a secret; it's actually a crafty storage device, capable of hiding away even your most obtrusive of playthings from prying eyes!</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.liberator.com/eng/product/decor-stashe/12175" rel="nofollow" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDjTp4wnOOREACBz2y-I241RNrIjgieNx1jMogavacgnByk5NI-NMR51Ef06SEqR2zzNaO6JQycGInxjYtrOSjYAPS2EHEHJA4Es1D2GT4JWSF2RVDUZyscdnS9AJYo-goKHvPJrTFzo4/s1600/StashePillow2.jpg" /></a>The Décor Stashe Pillow is 12" long, 12" wide, and 4.5" thick. It's about the size of a standard throw pillow, and when tossed on a bed, just looks like a lovely accent piece. It comes in 6 gorgeous color combinations: Black, Buckwheat, Gray, Espresso, Merlot, and Aubergine. I chose the Espresso, which is a rich, chocolatey brown over a dark purple backdrop. The exterior material is comprised of soft, plush velvish and sensual satin. Two decorative velvish flaps fold over the satin backdrop and tie together with a stylish ribbon. Concealed beneath one of these flaps of fabric is our secret compartment. A cleverly hidden zipper running along the pillow's edge opens the storage space, allowing you to stash whatever goodies you have to hide! The compartment is lined with a black, water-resistant nylon. The nylon interior will protect the rest of the pillow from spills, should you choose to store lubricants, oils, or other liquids inside. A generous amount of polyurethane foam provides excellent padding on either side of the compartment. The padding not only makes this pillow incredibly comfy, but also helps prevent damage to your toys. It will not, however, protect the toys from banging into each other. So if you decide to store multiple glass/ceramic toys in your Décor Stashe, you may wish to first slip them into individual pouches to keep them from clanking together. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">I absolutely adore the Décor Stashe Pillow's design. Its simple elegance gives it the versatility to blend right in, whether used on a standard cotton bedspread, or $300 silk sheets. It's sensual and gorgeous, without being incriminating or drawing unwanted attention. When I first laid eyes on it, even <i>I</i> thought it was just an average decorative pillow. And really, unless someone tells you otherwise, that's all you're going to see. I will say, however, that sometimes you can catch a glimpse of the zipper at the far corners of the pillow. This is hardly something you'd notice from across the room though, or even up close, unless you were thoroughly inspecting it. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.liberator.com/eng/product/decor-stashe/12175" rel="nofollow" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWG-KsN3SM77RbBWHUUpd73zqpBeeSJU8xG65O8ma-MBGXtmn8nia5j5n7zeoeciW6ZDAzSPpzAKsKy1Gfc46x7uXXVDPrntrj4HzKJ7xcAaHRWiHTiK5wrklZTdEvofIK9FqN-nL5w7g/s1600/StashePillow3.jpg" /></a>Aside from its style, versatility, and discreetness, I was also incredibly surprised at just how much this bad boy can store! It doesn't look very large at first glance, and even when unzipped, it seems like the padding would take up too much room to leave much space for storage. Astoundingly (gleefully) I was wrong. You would not believe the massive amount of items I could fit into the Décor Stashe Pillow! Five clitoral vibes, three rabbits, a cock ring, a HUGE wooden dildo, four glass wands, three ceramic massage stones, a blindfold, a set of restraints, and a bottle of lube; just a small army of toys and sexessories, to be exact. The possibilities with this baby are endless! Fill it to the brim with playthings, or use it to keep just one or two favorites handy. Seeing as we're never at a loss for storage space, I've currently been using the Décor Stashe Pillow to keep a few otherwise forgotten items close at hand. Specifically the massage stones, massage lotion, and a few of my favorite glass pieces that normally get buried in the trunk of toys. The cushy, soft foam makes the Décor Stashe comfortable to lie on, even while hiding your secret hoard inside. It's sure to fool almost anyone, whether it's roommates, in-laws, children, or nosy house guests. Just don't let anyone pick it up; the weight will more than likely give it away.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">The only problem I've had with the Décor Stashe Pillow is the interior lining. It tends to get caught quite frequently in the zipper, no matter how careful I am. I'm just nervous that one day it's going to rip. Excluding that one little issue, I'd have to say that the <a href="http://www.liberator.com/eng/product/decor-stashe/12175" rel="nofollow"><b>Décor Stashe Pillow</b></a> is practically perfect. Thanks so much to my friends over at <a href="http://www.liberator.com/" rel="nofollow">Liberator</a> for sending me this one for review!</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">The Small Red Crystal Delights Plug goes to... <span style="font-size: large;"><i><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Beanfiddler</span></i><i>!</i></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;">The $25 Eden Fantasys Gift Card goes to... <span style="font-size: large;"><i><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Cassondra</span></i><i>!</i></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;">The Babeland Body Massage Candle goes to... <span style="font-size: large;"><i><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Deadpoet</span></i><i>!</i></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Annnd.. the Ten 30 Minute Cards to HotMovies.ca goes to <span style="font-size: large;"><i><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Angel</span></i><i>!</i></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Congratulations to our winners! Please use the 'Contact' form to claim your prize, and be sure to include the address where you would like your prize shipped. You have 48 hours to claim your prize, at which point if you do not, another winner will be selected. Thank you to everyone who participated! Be sure to keep an eye out for another BIG giveaway coming soon from Tales from the ToiBox!</div>Splendwhorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12784809158262271279noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1895548764761422646.post-42299653105149064822011-03-12T13:29:00.000-08:002011-04-14T14:29:31.321-07:00Review: OhMiBod Club Vibe<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Today we'll be taking a look at the Club Vibe by OhMiBod. OhMiBod is a product line developed by the brilliant bombshell Suki Dunham. The Club Vibe, like every other product in their line, is what is known as a music-driven vibrator. This tiny inconspicuous bullet literally encourages you to 'feel the music' by translating your favorite songs into an orchestra of pleasure. Just stick it in your panties and take it for a test drive! The Club Vibe is designed for use in both private and public settings. It can be used in manual mode as a plain old pattern vibrator, in music mode by attaching it to an mp3 player, or in ambient mode. Probably one of the best ways to use this baby is by switching it to ambient mode and wearing it to a club or concert. Ambient mode will detect sound around you through the speaker holes on the control pack, and relay it to the itty bitty pink bullet in your pants, which will consequently buzz in merriment to the music. The result? Wet panties and a damn good time.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHOthlDEmly8WmDpq3GcjEVT0Sh7AbyciZxSX4vHcDFw0iRdqAwybfogM5TR_KMhUS6IoyQ2t6LiEDfEXKijQ1yaeODJ8HNlWQIPUYvoE8D0gG7Icbq1_13RpSfmwltHMoTMgkE5hmXw/s1600/ClubVibe.jpg" imageanchor="1" rel="nofollow" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="258" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHOthlDEmly8WmDpq3GcjEVT0Sh7AbyciZxSX4vHcDFw0iRdqAwybfogM5TR_KMhUS6IoyQ2t6LiEDfEXKijQ1yaeODJ8HNlWQIPUYvoE8D0gG7Icbq1_13RpSfmwltHMoTMgkE5hmXw/s320/ClubVibe.jpg" width="320" /></a>The Club Vibe is compiled of a variety of parts. The first and most important part is the control pack. The control pack is made of ABS plastic, and has a smooth, velvety finish to it. It's black with pink markings, rectangular in shape, and about the size of my palm. It has a clip on the back to easily attach it to your pants/skirt/etc, and is fairly inconspicuous, if a bit larger than I'd like. In total, the control pack is 3" long, 1 1/2" wide, and about an inch thick. Like I said, nothing too ridiculous size-wise. You could easily hide this under a jacket or shirt, as long as you're careful to keep the speaker holes free of obstruction. The second piece of the puzzle is the vibe itself; a cute pink bullet roughly 1 3/4" long, with a 30" transparent cord attached to its butt. The bullet is made of that same velvety finish ABS plastic, and is hypo-allergenic, non-porous, and both phthalates and latex free. Yay for body-safe sex toys! The third item you will receive is a 55" long black cord which connects the control pack to your mp3 player, and your mp3 player to your headphones. This item is only required when using the Club Vibe in music mode. If you plan on using it for its ambient or manual settings only, you'll have little use for this cord. The last little goody that comes with your Club Vibe is a cute black thong, thoughtfully folded up in a small drawstring OhMiBod storage pouch. The thong is made mainly of cotton, with lacy accents. It has quite a bit of stretch and will fit a range of sizes. However, it should be noted that it's marketed as a 'one size fits most', not one size fits all, item. Trust me when I say it really isn't a huge loss if the panties don't fit. I, personally, found the panties to be more of a hindrance than a help in my quest for orgasms. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Let's talk about function here for a minute. The Club Vibe has three modes of play: manual mode, music mode, and ambient mode. You can change modes using a textured switch on the side of the control pack. When in manual mode, there are 7 preset functions to choose from. The first three settings are steady vibrations in low, medium, and high. Or, in the case of the Club Vibe, more like medium, high, and OMG higher! The last four settings are a mixture of pulsing/escalating patterns, some of which are quite rhythmic all on their own. The vibrations can be felt along the entire length of the bullet, and are pretty incredibly strong. It should be noted that the vibes are rather buzzy, however. If you're not a fan of buzzy vibes, this should still be pretty amazing for you, but then again, it may not. The vibrations honestly made me itch a bit at first. Anyways, back to the modes! When in music mode, the bullet will vibrate to the sound of whatever song your mp3 player happens to be playing. You can control the intensity of the vibrations by either turning up the music, or adjusting the dial on the bottom of the control pack. Nothing against the presets, but music mode is so much more fun and unpredictable! Ambient mode is the last of the three. Much like music mode, the bullet will vibrate to the sound of music. However, it picks up the beat of music around you, rather than through an mp3 device. All three modes have a little something special to offer, and help to insure you pretty much never get bored with this toy! <br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhs2NqeWazx9cW4dNI0o5PeYKVYdd1DwvYIiBnfEsd0NNyBeiVMldlQqd5TvANSFC4pSqpjpCj1sYUbr1un7CZRYPmto7L5pZBl6DPGClK9vwWuNbPc-KIWd-7a1jB3NgNwacoBEaef9p0/s1600/ClubVibe3.jpg" imageanchor="1" rel="nofollow" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhs2NqeWazx9cW4dNI0o5PeYKVYdd1DwvYIiBnfEsd0NNyBeiVMldlQqd5TvANSFC4pSqpjpCj1sYUbr1un7CZRYPmto7L5pZBl6DPGClK9vwWuNbPc-KIWd-7a1jB3NgNwacoBEaef9p0/s320/ClubVibe3.jpg" width="217" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;">So, how do we use this bad boy? I'll break it down for you in five relatively simple steps. Step One: Insert the batteries. The Club Vibe runs on two AAA batteries (included) which are inserted in the back of the control pack underneath the belt clip. Slide the battery cover off (you may need to battle with it for a few minutes), insert batteries, and return cover to its rightful place. Step Two: Connect the controller to the bullet. Merely plug the cord attached to the bullet into the top of the control pack, and phase two is complete. Step Three: Don the combination cotton/lace thong, slip the bullet into the pouch in the panties, adjust as necessary. If you're having difficulty getting the bullet to stay in place well, or aren't receiving sufficient stimulation while it's tucked inside the panties, experiment until you find something that works for you. Nestling the bullet between my lips seemed to be the most efficient and fulfilling for me. It stayed in place MUCH better, and I could actually feel the power this vibe has to offer. This bullet packs some intense vibrations, and you don't want to miss out on them just because the bullet pouch in your underwear is too high or low for your anatomy. Don't be afraid to go against the grain and try something different! Step Four: Connect the controller to your mp3 player. Here's where that huge black cord comes into play. Pay attention, this is where it gets confusing. You're going to plug one end of this cord into the control pack, the other end into your mp3 player's headphone jack, and then plug your headphones into the extra headphone jack dangling off the cord. Note: If you're using the Club Vibe's ambient or manual mode, feel free to ignore step four and skip straight ahead to step five. Which brings us to our final destination; Step Five: Activate device. Enjoy music of choice.<br />
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Once you've wound down from your pleasure high, be sure to properly care for your Club Vibe by dissembling it, and cleaning up with your method of choice. I prefer good old antibacterial soap and warm water, but toy wipes, toy cleaner, or isopropyl alcohol are all viable options as well. Wash and dry the panties like you would your delicates (don't worry, they stand up fairly well to the big bad machines). When all is said and done, return each and every piece to its rightful place in the original packaging. Or, you can just do what I do and cram it all in the storage pouch. I know it seems small, but that thing can stretch! Give it a try, you'll be amazed! </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrhuU9cSmV5EBeynkZkUrXZC4olSEpdhuwYRE20rlGX6YbbEj3_r8HMyoPUm1be9trQT5ga-NqwprTsKZkzhQhneok_mTk13d2sJAM_AQiQVgWJHLUBq8GG5F0hTyA-NRxPkyaY6IyhNM/s1600/ClubVibe1.jpg" imageanchor="1" rel="nofollow" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="236" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrhuU9cSmV5EBeynkZkUrXZC4olSEpdhuwYRE20rlGX6YbbEj3_r8HMyoPUm1be9trQT5ga-NqwprTsKZkzhQhneok_mTk13d2sJAM_AQiQVgWJHLUBq8GG5F0hTyA-NRxPkyaY6IyhNM/s320/ClubVibe1.jpg" width="320" /></a>Alright, here's where I'm going to nitpick. There were a few things I disliked about this product; not many, but a few. First of all, I wasn't very impressed with the ambient mode. You really have to be in a loud club or concert-like setting for ambient mode to work well. If the music isn't loud enough, you have to be very, <b>very</b>, close to the source of the noise for the Club Vibe to detect much. Nitpick #2: The panties. The panties didn't work well for me at all. The pouch that's meant to hold the bullet was never in the right position to stimulate my clitoris, and the vibrations I <i>did</i> feel were way diffused because of the fabric. My biggest problem with this toy, however, were the miles and miles of cord. I honestly felt like I had a fucking wire down my pants; like the FBI was investigating my genitals for 'suspicious activity' or something. The wires aren't that big of a deal in ambient or manual mode. However, music mode is my setting of choice, which means whipping out the huge black cord and connecting the bullet to the control pack to my mp3 player to my headphones every damn time I want to use this! It then becomes somewhat of a big corded mess. I would not suggest doing much moving around while in this state, for fear of entanglement. My only question is, why the hell isn't this wireless? The majority of the OhMiBod line has gotten with the program and gone cordless, why not the Club Vibe? [/end nitpick]<br />
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Alright, so spoiled grumbling aside, let me just say that I really enjoyed the OhMiBod Club Vibe. It's a great sample of this extraordinary, innovative, truly original product line. There is literally nothing else like this on the market right now, and if you don't give at least one of OhMiBod's products a try, you are seriously missing out my friend! You can find the OhMiBod Club Vibe and other OhMiBod products at Kama Sutra Closet! A big thanks to the folks over there for sponsoring this review. Thank you again!<br />
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<u><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Babeland Body Massage Candle</span></span></u> - <span style="font-size: x-small;">Winner must be located in the continental U.S.</span><br />
<u><span style="font-size: x-small;">Ten 30 Min. Cards to HotMovies.ca</span></u> - <span style="font-size: x-small;">Winner must cover shipping expenses.</span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><b><i>Giveaway ends March 14th, 2011. Winner will be announced March 15th.</i></b><br />
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</ol></div>Splendwhorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12784809158262271279noreply@blogger.com341tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1895548764761422646.post-83854383191263924712011-03-04T22:12:00.000-08:002011-03-17T01:20:45.014-07:00Birthday Wishes<div style="text-align: justify;">So my birthday is coming up pretty shortly. March 14th marks my 21st year on this Earth. Yesterday I was trying to hammer out a wish list for my birthday, seeing as a few family members were prodding me for ideas. I sent them a list including Vegan Cookbooks, PS3 games, a Panini Press, and nail polish. Below you'll find the wilder side of my birthday wish list. I just thought it'd be nice to share it with you all. And hey-- if you happen to want to spoil me, you can always do so anonymously by<b> <a href="http://www.edenfantasys.com/CustomerWishList.aspx?WLID=14b041e1-6336-48d3-9e0e-7bf8cbd19bb9#pcode-F7B" rel="nofollow">clicking here</a></b>! ;D</div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">For more gift ideas, my complete Eden Fantasys Toy Wish List can be found here: <b><a href="http://www.edenfantasys.com/CustomerWishList.aspx?WLID=2c6c424c-5485-4226-b88c-1c18fdeec21c#pcode-F7B" rel="nofollow">Toys Rule, Boys Drool</a></b>. </span></div>Splendwhorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12784809158262271279noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1895548764761422646.post-18565219882175850382011-03-03T19:46:00.000-08:002011-03-03T19:46:01.311-08:00Fuck You Very Much! (A New Facebook Account)<div style="text-align: justify;">I need to vent for a moment. A few things have overwhelmed, and yes, even angered me about my decision to return to the sex toy community. First of all, let's discuss the overwhelming part: the emails. Didn't I mention? I had 900+ emails and 200 some spam messages when I finally dared to log in to my reviewing account. Frightening, but nothing I couldn't handle. Anyways, after digging myself out of the sea of 'PENIS ENLARGEMENT' offers, blog updates, retailer advertisements, and facebook friend requests, I felt a bit relieved. A weight had been lifted and it seemed like jumping back in wouldn't be as difficult as I'd originally thought. I spent about 20 minutes accepting all of the friend requests I had received in my absence, posted a few brief "hello's" on facebook and twitter, and started sorting through my old reviews and half-written blog posts. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Fast forward to the very next day. I attempt to log in to my facebook account and am denied. Do mine eyes deceive me? "<i style="color: #444444;"><u style="color: black;">Your facebook account has been disabled</u>.</i>" WTF? I've been on here how many months, and now, out of the blue, my profile is suddenly disabled without so much as a warning or an explanation?! Now, I'm a reasonable person, so I contacted facebook to inquire as to what the hell was going on here. I received a brush-off email basically stating that my account was disabled because they had reason to believe I was not "<u><span style="color: black;"><i>authentically representing myself</i></span></u>", and that it would not, under any circumstances, be restored. Hey-- I object! I <u>am</u> <i>authentically representing myself</i>, I'm just doing so under a pseudonym. This is my real personality, 100% me; I just don't want my activities and discussions under the microscope of my family. Do you honestly think I want to blast my real name all over facebook when my friends are all sex toy retailers or reviewers, and I'm talking about vibrators and dildos on a daily basis? Uhm, no. My grandmother would probably have a fucking heart attack. I, for one, do not want to be held accountable for her death, or the awkward conversations that would likely follow. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGv0UmkbwMJ2gT6lyfJZ0qfCe6e3Z6Er34rx1YLb-ujH2iG54e-EdGO3MAgpI2g29ZQo_khTCw8hTo6V0PwTRjL_ObmNGwcPxSo4RYSczVCDz2wyHlRDQtRcL3f-oMvOG9CT7Mef9iyEI/s1600/fuck_you-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGv0UmkbwMJ2gT6lyfJZ0qfCe6e3Z6Er34rx1YLb-ujH2iG54e-EdGO3MAgpI2g29ZQo_khTCw8hTo6V0PwTRjL_ObmNGwcPxSo4RYSczVCDz2wyHlRDQtRcL3f-oMvOG9CT7Mef9iyEI/s200/fuck_you-1.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div>Well, I tell you, there's no way I'm going down that easily! <b>THIS. IS. WAR!!</b> For now, you can find me under the new pseudonym 'Splendora Moore'. It was the best I could do to stay somewhat true to my online persona, while still appearing to have a semi-legit "real name". I only hope that I can regain half of the friends and contacts I had on there before, and that I'll continue to slip just under their radar. Until our next confrontation Facebook; Fuck You very much for all you've undone for me!Splendwhorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12784809158262271279noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1895548764761422646.post-78859511761570368752011-03-03T03:05:00.000-08:002011-04-13T18:53:43.072-07:00Review: ChrisCross<blockquote style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Boasting strong, silent vibes, high-quality silicone material, amazing texture, a large girth, and an attractive green color, the ChrisCross is a truly unique piece from JoyDivision! Warning: May require personal lubrication team.</blockquote><br />
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</tbody></table></div></center><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">This product was provided to <a href="http://talesfromthetoibox.com/"><b>Tales from the ToiBox</b></a> for free by <a href="http://www.edenfantasys.com/#pcode-F7B" rel="nofollow"><b>Eden Fantasys</b></a> in exchange for an unbiased review.</span></div>Splendwhorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12784809158262271279noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1895548764761422646.post-80817913513655715532011-03-02T17:32:00.000-08:002011-03-02T19:21:09.250-08:00Even God has Salesmen<div style="font-family: inherit; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: xx-small;"><b>Fair Warning</b>: </span><span style="font-size: xx-small;">This post </span><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><u>will</u></span><span style="font-size: xx-small;"> contain my opinion, and yes, that may offend you.</span></div><br />
<div style="text-align: justify;">It was a regular afternoon, like any other. The boyfriend and I were lounging about the house, as he had the day off. Just taking some time to relax and not bothering with the complicated things in life like bras and bothering to eat. Until, however, our R&R was disturbed by Christianity rearing its persistent little head. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1IDEUMbgcv4QecrHsvSU203Hd00jX-CX9oNBOb9vto1UZEq1We4hSoSsOpEmf0tYpmPsYuvS77-MCM5qW39YXB2qOVhNHSBigBZE8EFrPg0CoY5Qe5VjEko5dBDjYHcQxg8Wy8jbfA14/s1600/BibleThumper.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1IDEUMbgcv4QecrHsvSU203Hd00jX-CX9oNBOb9vto1UZEq1We4hSoSsOpEmf0tYpmPsYuvS77-MCM5qW39YXB2qOVhNHSBigBZE8EFrPg0CoY5Qe5VjEko5dBDjYHcQxg8Wy8jbfA14/s200/BibleThumper.JPG" width="191" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;">A knock at the door produced two women who had apparently come to sell us their religion. "Hi, I'd like to talk to you about God," the first woman said to my boyfriend, dread written all across his face. I slowly shifted the giant green vibrator off of my desk and out of sight, feeling a bit like a frightened child. There was no time to hide all of the pagan-themed books, which I had no doubt her highly trained sin-senses would detect. Thankfully the bf stopped her before she could catch him in her thrall and convince him to invite her inside. "Okay, I'm going to stop you right there," he said with a smile, "No offense, I think it's cool what you're doing and I hope you have luck at other doors, but.. " She seemed to understand and left, surprisingly, without pushing the subject. No foul words were exchanged, there was no animosity between us, and thankfully, no blood had been shed. I breathed a sigh of relief as they departed, content that the confrontation had been avoided.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">What bothers me about this situation is the fact that even in my own home, I have to live in fear. When you open your door to an unknown face, there's a rather short list of who they are and what they want; bible thumper is pretty high up on that list. Mostly in our neighborhood it's either someone trying to sell you churros and carpet cleaner, or someone trying to sell their savior. It really pisses me off sometimes, especially knowing what I know about how Christianity gained prominence. I look at these people trying to talk to me about sin and evil and wonder how they'd react if they knew that most of their ancestors were converted to Christianity through means of brutal torture, rape, slaughter, and the destruction of entire villages.. Christianity has a bloody history, and no one seems to care. Sure, they're not killing regularly anymore; but coming to my house on my day off, at the ungodly hour of 4pm no less, to force me into a conversation I <u>clearly</u> don't want to have is still a very real form of torture. If I wanted to talk to you about God, I'd be at church. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2xdbmDubLBn2i9NC-pxWSSN0z0GO61LQ_cx8PQSMGR2Yur7oxqp5vzCMtvrn7s75ADrXbf1fuN24bNg_r_8OHmOSqO0Vut1IST0uRO_dEWrgeO6A5o-sgpotbDU4OVa2zBZ9Vl6u2bwo/s1600/NOBibles.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2xdbmDubLBn2i9NC-pxWSSN0z0GO61LQ_cx8PQSMGR2Yur7oxqp5vzCMtvrn7s75ADrXbf1fuN24bNg_r_8OHmOSqO0Vut1IST0uRO_dEWrgeO6A5o-sgpotbDU4OVa2zBZ9Vl6u2bwo/s1600/NOBibles.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;">And hey-! I don't go door to door cursing you for all your life choices. I don't preach of ignorance and hate and blind stupidity. I don't shove my beliefs in your face and tell you that everything you believe or practice is wrong. There are multiple paths to follow in life, not just one, and I'm tired of the condescending looks and snide remarks if I don't happen to be skipping down the Jesus trail with you. I've literally been harassed by a couple of 'Holy Rollers' while just taking a stroll down the street. They were stalking us, looking rather ridiculous doing so too, riding bicycles while wearing their trademark suits. Sam & I literally had to run through traffic to shake them loose. Why the hell is this considered acceptable? If <i>I</i> chased after a random stranger on a bicycle shouting about religion, I'm sure I'd be picked up as a loony. Or at the very least arrested for harassment and disturbing the peace. But the church gets away with it, and I'm really fucking sick of it. I feel like slapping a big picture of the bible with a red 'NO' circle over it on my door; maybe then they'll take a fucking hint.<b><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><b>[/end rant]</b></span></div>Splendwhorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12784809158262271279noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1895548764761422646.post-90938040725129803572011-03-02T17:26:00.000-08:002011-03-31T03:35:51.860-07:00March Giveaways & Contests!It's that time again; time to list all of the nifty swag up for grabs! Hurry & get your entries in!<br />
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<ul><li><a href="http://naughtymommyreviews.blogspot.com/2011/02/blogoversary-giveaway.html" rel="nofollow"><b>Blogoversary Giveaway!</b></a> Ends 3/5.<b> </b></li>
<li><a href="http://venusetc.com/2011/02/18/giveaway-xtreme-pack-g-spot-bullet/" rel="nofollow"><b>Giveaway: Xtreme Pack G-Spot Bullet</b></a>. Ends 3/5.<b> </b></li>
<li><a href="http://sophistique.nu/win-a-25-gift-card-from-eden-fantasys/" rel="nofollow"><b>Win a $25 Gift Card to Eden Fantasys!</b></a> Ends 3/6.<b> </b></li>
<li><a href="http://www.edencafe.com/contest/little-secret-contest/" rel="nofollow"><b>Little Secret Contest</b></a>. Ends 3/6.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.buzzonvibes.com/2011/02/frisky-bzzz-buddies-waterproof-vibrator.html" rel="nofollow"><b>Frisky Bzzz Buddies Waterproof Vibrator Giveaway</b></a>. Ends 3/7. </li>
<li><a href="http://networkedblogs.com/eB0RH" rel="nofollow"><b>Variety is the Spice of Life at Eden Fantasys</b></a>. Ends 3/12.</li>
<li><a href="http://joansproductreviewsandgiveaways.blogspot.com/2011/02/giveaway-eden-fantasys-30-gift-code.html" rel="nofollow"><b>Giveaway - Eden Fantasys $30 Gift Code</b></a>.Ends 3/12. </li>
<li><b><a href="http://www.heyepiphora.com/2011/02/giveaway-green-sex-toys-for-everyone/comment-page-2/#comment-24319" rel="nofollow">Green Sex Toys for Everyone!</a></b> Ends 3/14.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.talesfromthetoibox.com/2011/03/blogoversary-birthday-giveaway_07.html" rel="nofollow"><b>Blogoversary & A Birthday Giveaway!</b></a> Ends 3/14. </li>
<li><b><a href="http://sweeps4bloggers.com/?p=16542" rel="nofollow">EdenFantasys $50 Gift Certificate</a></b>. Ends 3/15. </li>
<li><a href="http://truepleasures.blogspot.com/2011/02/enter-to-win-irish-green-fun-factory.html?zx=2ad62164ce6111fd" rel="nofollow"><b>Enter to Win an Irish Green Fun Factory Yooo!</b></a> Ends 3/17. </li>
<li><a href="http://shopannies.blogspot.com/2011/03/eden-fantasys-giveaway-50-giftcard.html" rel="nofollow"><b>Eden Fantasys Giveaway $50 Gift Card</b></a>. Ends 3/17. </li>
<li><a href="http://lindseylu8.blogspot.com/2011/03/giveaway-edenfantasys-30-giftcard.html" rel="nofollow"><b>Eden Fantasys $30 Giftcard Giveaway</b></a>. Ends 3/21.</li>
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(<i>This list is updated periodically throughout the month of March.</i>)Splendwhorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12784809158262271279noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1895548764761422646.post-73490973824176467812011-03-02T02:54:00.000-08:002011-03-02T02:54:34.567-08:00MIA, Presumed DeadHello again World, it is I, Splendwhore, the mysterious disappearing woman! As some of you may have noticed, I vanished a few months back, never to be seen or heard from again.. er, until now, I mean. Previously missing in action, long presumed dead; the rumors of my death, as you can see, were greatly over exaggerated. Where have I been, you ask? Unfortunately dear readers I cannot divulge that information or I'd sadly have to kill you. It's classified, on a need-to-know basis. You do not <i>need</i> to know, though I'm sure one or two of you <u>want</u> to. I don't particularly feel like going into the details of my time away at this moment however. Just know that I'm back and I've missed you all, and that I can't wait to pick up where I left off. I hope you'll forgive my absence and welcome me back into your selection of regular reading material with open arms.<br />
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What I will tell you is that Sam had his top surgery done, and it was a success. There were no complications with the surgery, and the results look wonderful! The scars really aren't as bad as they could've been. Overall, he seems immensely happier now that the procedure has been done. I will also say that we've both just recently opened two new online businesses, which has been sapping up a large deal of time, but is <b>vastly</b> rewarding. Oh-! It's also my birthday this month! March 14th I will be turning 21!! Feel free to forgive my absence in light of the fact that my b-day is coming up. ^_^<br />
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Well, I suppose that's it for now. Just thought I'd drop in and say "Hey". Which seems a little strange now that I think about it given that this is *my* blog. Why am I dropping in? More like re-claiming the space; gathering up my musings and thoughts and unpacking them all where they rightfully belong. Oy vey! I haven't even been back for more than a single post and I'm already rambling again! Well, you did know this was me after all. Not really avoidable. You'll get used to it... again. Until next time dear readers!<br />
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All My Love,<br />
SplendwhoreSplendwhorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12784809158262271279noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1895548764761422646.post-17874208633222801392010-09-01T17:44:00.000-07:002010-09-01T17:44:57.642-07:00Review: Vida Vanta<div style="text-align: justify;"></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://vidainternationale.com/skins/Skin_1/images/press/vida-logo-thumbnail.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://vidainternationale.com/skins/Skin_1/images/press/vida-logo-thumbnail.gif" /></a></div>Have you heard of Vida? Who am I kidding, everyone's heard of Vida! Vida is the new line of luxury vibrators from TopCo Sales; a gorgeous array of classy, sophisticated pleasure objects for the sensual, sexual woman in all of us. The word Vida literally means 'life'. To quote the Vida Internationale bio page, "Sex is Life. Life is Vida. Vida is the Essence of Pleasure.", "We hope you fall in lust with life; with Vida". The 4 products which currently comprise the Vida line are Zara, Lussuria, Urja, & Vanta. Vanta is the external stimulator of the group. It also happens to be the product which I was so very lucky to receive from TopCo Sales for review!! </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuyjRcRg3IUGXM4gDbDMGsqpPYBvmFrtW9OH64y4BAqjt_qSPcnxlQCXQ3qvXSElqVEvGTJvQZ7RTa4OSmL5gdVJSP3jQJ7ROsEBfMtOEAOHzlXMJ2baCtS7XhjbL2-iE97FB5ma5rSgQ/s1600/VV.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuyjRcRg3IUGXM4gDbDMGsqpPYBvmFrtW9OH64y4BAqjt_qSPcnxlQCXQ3qvXSElqVEvGTJvQZ7RTa4OSmL5gdVJSP3jQJ7ROsEBfMtOEAOHzlXMJ2baCtS7XhjbL2-iE97FB5ma5rSgQ/s200/VV.jpg" width="121" /></a>Let me start by saying, I'm a clit-stim snob. Don't get me wrong, I love my traditional vibrators and dildos as much as the next girl, but when it comes to <i>clit</i> vibes, I'm a pro. Clitoral stimulation is my niche. The frequency of the vibes, the shape of the product, the depth of the sensation... all of these factors either make or break an external vibrator in my eyes. I'm a tough critic, and I expect nothing less than the best the industry has to offer. As such, I've become incredibly spoiled. I want it all! Quality materials, flawless craftsmanship, attractive design, rechargeable, powerful, waterproof vibes. Remarkably, Vanta delivers all of this and more. Well, almost..</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">The Vanta consists mainly of black, matte Silicone and Anodized Aluminum. There is also a small band of pink plastic wrapping around the handle, below its on/off button. It is non-porous, and phthalates free. No weird smells or funny tastes (not that you'll be licking it regularly). There is a seam that runs along the front and back portion of the silicone, but it's unnoticeable in use. Other than that, the silicone bit, which is what comes in contact with your body, is completely smooth. It's also very firm, which leads me to believe that it's actually a layer of silicone over plastic.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3DMuDI1U5nFdR6OhCWLa4auYHWjnDP2GbJHas4HnkpQW3q8CgylKbCo40CvqP-frPaizyHoFrBMfe8YCn2kfCSArhYz3l72W32KJ6dDqHNzHzhUtWWUL7CewAiep_GE0iwAKyQxk6xDE/s1600/VV1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="118" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3DMuDI1U5nFdR6OhCWLa4auYHWjnDP2GbJHas4HnkpQW3q8CgylKbCo40CvqP-frPaizyHoFrBMfe8YCn2kfCSArhYz3l72W32KJ6dDqHNzHzhUtWWUL7CewAiep_GE0iwAKyQxk6xDE/s200/VV1.jpg" width="200" /></a>At 5" long, and 1 1/8" wide on its curved end, the Vanta is rather small. The handle end is slightly larger, and more bulbous than the tip of the toy, and fits very comfortably in the palm of your hand. The slightly scooped tip looks pretty similar to a baby spoon, and it is this shape which allows it to nestle perfectly against your clitoris. The curvature of the toy feels natural and right against your body. Because of its size, this toy is easy to hide, and convenient to store. It would also be a great choice to use during intercourse, as it fits quite easily between two bodies. The only thing I disliked about the design/craftsmanship of the toy itself is that there is visible glue, and even a few gaps, in the seams where aluminum meets silicone. Besides spoiling the appearance of an otherwise flawless toy, it also makes me worry how truly "waterproof" the Vanta is. I've taken it in the shower multiple times without issue, but am a bit timid to submerge it. It is, however, at the very least splash proof, which makes it relatively easy to clean. For day to day care, washing it with antibacterial soap and warm water should do the trick. The silicone can also be sterilized by wiping it down with a 10% bleach solution. I'm not sure if bleach is safe to use on aluminum, however, so best just avoid the handle of the toy while sterilizing. Use in conjunction with water-based lubricant to aid in your playtime activities. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGU_54I6RKkxBFjXntjIi5hbOqxFIoCKAcUxU0DUTa2cU6_0BOle33EhuSHDCQHhYOG_gg7qkpgDnmQzYnAFeqIsOuqkX_tmBhrtSy0c44LderrvJ_z6CVzu2gVYLMgOUd7pb-wVGnNxc/s1600/VV2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="174" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGU_54I6RKkxBFjXntjIi5hbOqxFIoCKAcUxU0DUTa2cU6_0BOle33EhuSHDCQHhYOG_gg7qkpgDnmQzYnAFeqIsOuqkX_tmBhrtSy0c44LderrvJ_z6CVzu2gVYLMgOUd7pb-wVGnNxc/s200/VV2.jpg" width="200" /></a>The Vanta is intended as an external vibrator, and can be used on your nipples, clitoris, labia, inner thighs, and any other erogenous zones you may have. It can also be used for shallow penetration, or even g-spotting, if your g-spot is shallow enough (mine totally is). It's great for partner play, solo play, and for use during intercourse. To activate the Vanta, merely press its button once, and then again to increase the intensity. The Vanta is rechargeable (hallelujah) and has 5 different levels of vibration. These vibrations are located in the tip of the toy. The lowest setting is insanely powerful, and the power doesn't stop there. Honestly, I can only handle the first 2 settings. Sometimes I can use the 3rd, if my body is cooperating. Unfortunately, for all its power, the Vanta just wasn't the miracle toy I had come to expect. The shape is perfect and the vibrations are strong, but they're the wrong kind of vibrations for my body. They're super buzzy, and very surface level as far as stimulation goes. Which is fine, if you happen to like toys like the Hitachi or the Fairy Wands. Sadly, these just aren't the right kind of vibrations to make me orgasm. They're too high of a frequency, and therefore whenever I use the Vanta, I must resort to jacking off with it as if it were an extension of my finger. It's tedious and frustrating, especially considering all the power this baby packs. It's one bad mama jama, I just can't ever enjoy it.That's not to say that it isn't a great vibrator, because it is, or that you won't enjoy it, because you might! It just doesn't work for me.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><a href="http://vidainternationale.com/skins/skin_1/images/products/vanta/vanta-large-5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="173" src="http://vidainternationale.com/skins/skin_1/images/products/vanta/vanta-large-5.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;">The Vanta, like every product in the Vida line, comes in elaborate, beautiful packaging. A faux leather tote with the Vida name inscribed on the front unzips around the top to reveal your Vanta encased in soft, plush memory foam. Underneath this foam insert you'll find a product manual, charger, and a microfiber storage pouch, tied shut with a pretty black ribbon. Definitely what I'd call extravagant storage! Mostly, I just keep my Vanta in the pouch provided. The charger & instruction booklet remain in the tote, though I've been having devious thoughts of stripping its innards bare & using it to store a few bullets, small dildos, etc. It would make a great little travel case for makeup or sex toys alike!</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">To summarize, the Vanta is a really great vibrator. It's what I'd consider "the package deal". If buzzy vibes are your thing, then you're most likely going to be in love with this vibe! But if, like me, they just don't cut it for you.. you might find yourself disappointed.</div><br />
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</center>Splendwhorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12784809158262271279noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1895548764761422646.post-87802467461782385732010-08-31T17:12:00.000-07:002011-04-13T18:52:34.526-07:00Review: Girls On Top<blockquote style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="summary">Girls On Top is a titillating collection of unique, inventive stories. At 215 pages long, with 19 stories in total, each one is on average 11 pages long, and filled with yummy, delicious plot. These stories have build, suspense, longing, and completion. Each one left me satisfied, elated, and begging for more. Highly recommended!! </span></div></blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><br />
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</tbody></table></div></center><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">This product was provided to <a href="http://talesfromthetoibox.com/"><b>Tales from the ToiBox</b></a> for free by<b> <a href="http://www.edenfantasys.com/#pcode-F7B" rel="nofollow" style="font-family: inherit;">Eden Fantasys</a></b> in exchange for an unbiased review. </span></div>Splendwhorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12784809158262271279noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1895548764761422646.post-45039441418048711092010-08-18T16:19:00.000-07:002010-08-18T16:28:29.297-07:00We-Vibe II WINNER!!!<div style="font-family: inherit; text-align: justify;">"The time has come", the Splendwhore said, "to talk of many things: Of giveaways and We-Vibe II's, and.. yeah, I'm not good at rhyming." Anyways, you know why I've summoned you all here. Yesterday was officially the end of my recent giveaway, and that means today I get to announce the winner!!! So, without further ado, the very lucky recipient of a brand new We-Vibe II is.... <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: large;"><i>Frisky Housewife</i></span><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">!!!</span> </span></span></span>Congratulations on the win! You have 48 hours to claim this prize, at which point if you do not, another winner will be selected.<br />
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Thank you to everyone who participated in this giveaway! I had such a blast hosting it. If you didn't win, but are still interested in purchasing your own We Vibe II, you may do so <a href="http://www.goodvibes.com/display_product.jhtml?id=1-1-AB-0911?kbid=57562" rel="nofollow">here</a>. Be sure to stay on the lookout for more awesome giveaways from Tales from the ToiBox!</div><br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Thank you so very much to</span> <b style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><a href="http://www.goodvibes.com/?kbid=57562" rel="nofollow">Good Vibes</a></b> <span style="font-size: x-small;">for sponsoring this giveaway! </span></div>Splendwhorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12784809158262271279noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1895548764761422646.post-32266154109940743682010-08-15T02:01:00.000-07:002010-08-15T02:24:19.994-07:00Get a 25% Off Coupon & a FREE Tote Bag! What?!<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrB19Y37mWMpirU6igzqMY-dTpLO7SvTPTHRcT4DK0qLquHLauVkTNcdK3yyLiC-kNK5vKzc5M-71QMOlLAlKDK8EbMtBG7KrFSxeWFcc-IjpbxaIoLg1ybvPSgYLJMUyTk3JzA1Q0WrQ/s1600/EFtote1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrB19Y37mWMpirU6igzqMY-dTpLO7SvTPTHRcT4DK0qLquHLauVkTNcdK3yyLiC-kNK5vKzc5M-71QMOlLAlKDK8EbMtBG7KrFSxeWFcc-IjpbxaIoLg1ybvPSgYLJMUyTk3JzA1Q0WrQ/s320/EFtote1.jpg" /></a>Our very generous friends over at Eden Fantasys are holding a super special promotion right now! This week only, if you <a href="http://www.edenfantasys.com/CustomerRegistration.aspx#pcode-F7B" rel="nofollow">register</a> an account on Eden Fantasys and <a href="http://www.edenfantasys.com/Account/Services/Messages/Compose.aspx?action=sendemail&sendertype=3&receivertype=3&cidto=465997&contexttype=5#pcode-F7B" rel="nofollow">message Gary</a> telling him Splendwhore referred you, you will receive an <i>awesome </i>EF Tote bag, AND be eligible to request a free 25% off coupon. Isn't that one sweet deal? All you have to do is sign up to receive both a wicked discount, and a nifty bag to store all the new toys you'll likely buy. I may or may not be receiving a very sexy tote bag myself for referring you.. but that fact is irrelevant. >_> After you've registered and staked your claim on your tote, be sure to check out <a href="http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-forum/reviewprogram/program-changes/labor-day-coupon/#pcode-F7B" rel="nofollow">this discussion</a> on how to request the coupon. Enjoy your freebies, and Happy Shopping!</div>Splendwhorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12784809158262271279noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1895548764761422646.post-5406090097521760132010-08-15T00:57:00.000-07:002011-04-13T18:51:01.264-07:00Review: John Doe<blockquote><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: justify;"><span class="summary">The <a href="http://www.edenfantasys.com/dildos/strap-on-dildos/john-doe#pcode-F7B" rel="nofollow">John Doe</a> is a semi-realistic dildo with plenty of tricks to keep you interested. A filling girth, bulbous head, and angled, lightly textured shaft all make this a wonderful toy. Insert a bullet in the bottom to transform it into a vibrator! Couple it with the Tantus Suction Cup for some hands-free fun! Use it with a partner, in a harness, or go solo. Whenever the mood strikes, whatever you're craving, the John Doe is the perfect stranger for the job. </span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: justify;"><br />
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<tr align="center"><td style="padding: 12px 0pt; width: 38%;"><div style="display: block; float: none; height: 15px; margin: 0pt; padding: 0pt; width: 130px;"><div style="float: left; font-size: 1px; height: 15px; margin: 0pt; padding: 0pt; width: 12px;"></div><div style="color: #333333; float: left; font-family: arial; font-size: 11px; font-stretch: normal; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 14px; margin: 0pt; padding: 0pt; text-decoration: none; width: 34px;">Rating:</div><div style="background: url("http://cdn1.edenfantasys.com/Images/Contributors/outside_review/levels/white_levels.gif") no-repeat scroll -32px -16px transparent; float: left; font-size: 1px; height: 13px; margin: 0pt; padding: 0pt; width: 80px;"></div></div></td><td style="padding: 12px 0pt; width: 31%;"><div style="display: block; float: none; height: 15px; margin: 0pt; padding: 0pt; width: 104px;"><div style="background: url("http://cdn1.edenfantasys.com/Images/Contributors/outside_review/icons/icons_white.gif") no-repeat scroll -2px -37px transparent; float: left; font-size: 1px; height: 15px; margin: 0pt; padding: 0pt; width: 14px;"></div><div style="color: #333333; float: left; font-family: arial; font-size: 11px; font-stretch: normal; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 14px; margin: 0pt; padding: 0pt; text-decoration: none; width: 37px;">Vroom:</div><div style="background: url("http://cdn1.edenfantasys.com/Images/Contributors/outside_review/levels/white_levels.gif") no-repeat scroll -20px -9px transparent; float: left; font-size: 1px; height: 6px; margin: 5px 0pt 0pt; padding: 0pt; width: 50px;"></div></div></td><td style="padding: 12px 0pt; width: 31%;"><div style="display: block; float: none; height: 15px; margin: 0pt; padding: 0pt; width: 107px;"><div style="background: url("http://cdn1.edenfantasys.com/Images/Contributors/outside_review/icons/icons_white.gif") no-repeat scroll 0pt -18px transparent; float: left; font-size: 1px; height: 15px; margin: 0pt; padding: 0pt; width: 20px;"></div><div style="color: #333333; float: left; font-family: arial; font-size: 11px; font-stretch: normal; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 14px; margin: 0pt; padding: 0pt; text-decoration: none; width: 28px;">Bee:</div><div style="background: url("http://cdn1.edenfantasys.com/Images/Contributors/outside_review/levels/white_levels.gif") no-repeat scroll -30px 0pt transparent; float: left; font-size: 1px; height: 8px; margin: 3px 0pt 0pt; padding: 0pt; width: 50px;"></div></div></td></tr>
</tbody></table></div></center><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">This product was provided to <b><a href="http://talesfromthetoibox.com/">Tales from the ToiBox</a></b> for free by<b> <a href="http://www.edenfantasys.com/#pcode-F7B" rel="nofollow" style="font-family: inherit;">Eden Fantasys</a></b> in exchange for an unbiased review. </span></div>Splendwhorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12784809158262271279noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1895548764761422646.post-17829737243321085162010-08-14T21:56:00.000-07:002010-08-29T17:22:10.175-07:00August Giveaways & Contests!Have you noticed how awful I am at keeping up with this? Two weeks into August I realize, "Hmm.. maybe I should do that post soon on all the giveaways taking place this month". Yeah, the realization was a bit belated, to say the least. But I have a lot going on in my life right now. It's a very hectic and exciting time (you'll hear more about this soon). Anyways, enough about me and how I tend to put things off. Let's hear about the awesome swag up for grabs!!<br />
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<ul><li><a href="http://femeninadeliciosa.com/2010/08/08/fancy-me-giveaway/"><b>Fancy Me Giveaway</b></a>. Ends 8/15. </li>
<li><b><a href="http://www.buzzonvibes.com/2010/07/fancy-me-sampler-kit-giveaway.html">Fancy Me Sampler Kit Giveaway</a></b>. Ends 8/15. </li>
<li><b><a href="http://naughtymommyreviews.blogspot.com/2010/07/bad-idea-t-shirt-review-giveaway.html?zx=23ab8a26dbc7d509">Bad Idea t-Shirt Review/Giveaway</a></b>. Ends 8/15.</li>
<li><b><a href="http://www.edencafe.com/whats-alumina-only-amazing-thats-what/">What's Alumina? Only Amazing, That's What.</a></b> Ends 8/15.</li>
<li><b><a href="http://www.talesfromthetoibox.com/2010/08/its-my-blog-ill-give-away-free-shit-if.html">It's my blog, I'll give away Free Shit if I want to!</a></b> Ends 8/17.</li>
<li><b><a href="http://www.edencafe.com/g-ki-the-g-spot-does-exist">G-Ki: The G-spot does exist</a></b>. Ends 8/24. </li>
<li><b><a href="http://ht.ly/2pjI8">An Eden Fantasys Reviewiversary Giveaway!</a></b> Ends 8/27. </li>
<li><a href="http://www.edencafe.com/form2"><b>Form 2</b></a>. Ends 8/29.</li>
<li><b><a href="http://thisthatandmyself.blogspot.com/2010/07/100-posts-is-reason-to-celebrate.html">100 Posts is a Reason to Celebrate!</a></b> 8/31.</li>
<li><b><a href="http://alanandmichele.com/2010/08/micheles-a-day-lelo-siri-giveaway">Michele's A-Day Lelo Siri Giveaway</a></b>. 9/6. </li>
<li><b><a href="http://thisthatandmyself.blogspot.com/2010/07/hell-i-am-feel-like-giving-something.html?zx=d755c1d6df99454f">$25 Anyone?</a></b> Ends at 50 followers.</li>
</ul>(<i>This list is updated periodically throughout the month of August.</i>)Splendwhorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12784809158262271279noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1895548764761422646.post-38984945219710225202010-08-11T14:06:00.000-07:002011-04-13T18:57:14.231-07:00Review: Royal Intruder<div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: justify;"><blockquote><span class="summary">The Royal Intruder is a breathtaking glass plug, carefully crafted with the beginner in mind. Smooth, hard surfaces, a gently tapering tip, and a non-intimidating size all make this lovely piece a winner. It's also great for temperature play, or as a warm up tool. Unfortunately, the lack of a long enough neck makes this plug somewhat hard to retain. </span></blockquote></div><br />
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</tbody></table></div></center><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">This product was provided to <a href="http://talesfromthetoibox.com/"><b>Tales from the ToiBox</b></a> for free by<b> <a href="http://www.edenfantasys.com/#pcode-F7B" rel="nofollow" style="font-family: inherit;">Eden Fantasys</a></b> in exchange for an unbiased review. </span></div>Splendwhorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12784809158262271279noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1895548764761422646.post-75783877270086028442010-08-09T09:53:00.000-07:002011-04-13T19:00:40.822-07:00Review: Waterproof Blueberry Turbo Glider<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqHi2qKbYocBG4-vguRpdSC0Gxwi5KQbsHYMx5eVdC-a78xycoOMFTY1J8ryNB8x2LHpMeytBLiH8X7bFrl6tdDZ94BDUGy7NN_HUOJxAUZ8KW67mZASHujyYwiHREtEvh6aqOuEvUtVQ/s1600/TurboG.jpg" imageanchor="1" rel="nofollow" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqHi2qKbYocBG4-vguRpdSC0Gxwi5KQbsHYMx5eVdC-a78xycoOMFTY1J8ryNB8x2LHpMeytBLiH8X7bFrl6tdDZ94BDUGy7NN_HUOJxAUZ8KW67mZASHujyYwiHREtEvh6aqOuEvUtVQ/s200/TurboG.jpg" width="105" /></a>Hello class! Today I will be reviewing the <a href="http://www.vibrator.com/sex-toys/waterproof-turbo-gliders-blueberry.html" rel="nofollow">Waterproof Blueberry Turbo Glider</a>, courtesy of <a href="http://www.vibrator.com/" rel="nofollow">Vibrator.com</a>. The Waterproof Blueberry Turbo Glider is, as its name implies, a smooth waterproof vibrator. It is suitable for internal or external stimulation, though personally, my preference is external. It can be used to stimulate the nipples, clitoris, perineum, or any other erogenous zones you or your partner might have. I would <u>not</u>, however, suggest that you use this toy anally, as it lacks a flared base. Better safe than sorely sorry, right? Right.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">The Turbo Glider is made of non-porous, hypo-allergenic, phthalates & latex free plastic, which has no taste or smell. It is a hard, completely smooth material, devoid of texture (aside from the toy's wavy shape). The glossy surface allows this toy to, as its name suggests, glide with ease across your body. It is 7 1/4" long, 6 1/4" insertable, & 1 1/4" at its widest point. It's a great size for beginners, but more seasoned users can still enjoy this toy as well. The Turbo Glider has 3 bulges at the end of its shaft that add an interesting sensation when used internally, as well as externally. The most unique thing about this toy though, is the fact that it is completely see-through. The beautiful teal colored plastic is transparent, allowing you to witness its inner workings in action. The unintimidating appearance and material would make this a great toy for a beginner. To clean your Turbo Glider, simply wash with antibacterial soap and warm water, or you may also use your favorite toy cleaner. Wipe it down with isopropyl alcohol to disinfect. It is compatible for use with water, oil, and silicone based lubricants.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtDKUw2_IFFE2Fj7Hq0Ghd35IS8yVaAgAXAfbigrLZ-JXsqELA0-HUL849TtTYpW550Vk5e99hqhIYMGTKhcXi0PQJjaEMc9pgq43iKRJ5s3eOSX1j0AvKPS_OEmsEQZ0THq7uturooNA/s1600/TurboG1.jpg" imageanchor="1" rel="nofollow" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtDKUw2_IFFE2Fj7Hq0Ghd35IS8yVaAgAXAfbigrLZ-JXsqELA0-HUL849TtTYpW550Vk5e99hqhIYMGTKhcXi0PQJjaEMc9pgq43iKRJ5s3eOSX1j0AvKPS_OEmsEQZ0THq7uturooNA/s200/TurboG1.jpg" width="181" /></a></div>The Blueberry eats 2 AA batteries at a time, which are inserted in the base of the toy. An o-ring inside the cap makes this toy waterproof, and therefore safe for all your underwater activities. A dial on the cap controls the power level. I often accidentally turn the toy on while screwing the cap into place for this reason. The dial also makes this toy easy to use; changing intensities is as simple as twisting the nob on the cap. The Turbo Glider features only solid vibrations, ranging from a very soft rumble, all the way up to an intense, thuddy buzz. I really can't describe how awesome the sensations it delivers are. To be honest, buzzy vibes aren't my thing, but this one works. It's like, a deeper buzz. I still don't think I'm explaining it well. I was actually surprised with the power level, considering it's such an affordable toy. $16 is a small price to pay for so many orgasms. The vibrations are located near the top of the shaft, where the motor is visible. They can be felt along the entire length of the toy, but are strongest here, as well as at the tip. As I mentioned before, this toy is suitable for either internal or external stimulation, but using it externally is where it really shines. The bloops on the upper half of the shaft are just perfect for nestling against your clit. They seem to contour perfectly to fit around your body, and help achieve either pinpoint stimulation, or what I refer to as surround-stimulation, which is where you have a solid vibrating surface surrounding the pleasure princess that is the clitoris. I know most people don't get too excited over toys without all the special patterns and modes, but this, my friends, is an excellent addition to any toy box. The combination of steady, powerful vibrations and the sleek, intuitive design make the Turbo Glider a winner. Tack on the fact that it is, in fact, 100% *<b><i>waterproof</i></b>*, & you've got all the makings of a go-to toy. A real 'got your back whenever those other fancy <a href="http://www.vibrator.com/sex-toy-categories/vibrators/" rel="nofollow">vibrators</a> fail', kinda toy. It's also an excellent choice as a first vibe, for beginners, those who have children/roommates/still live at home, or even the seasoned, independent user such as myself. A simple, powerful beauty, in an unexpected packaging.<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">This product was provided to <a href="http://talesfromthetoibox.com/"><b>Tales from the ToiBox</b></a> for free by<b> <a href="http://www.vibrator.com/" rel="nofollow" style="font-family: inherit;">Vibrator.com</a></b><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: inherit;"> </span>in exchange for an unbiased review. </span></div></div>Splendwhorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12784809158262271279noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1895548764761422646.post-27934899830909537812010-08-05T02:38:00.000-07:002011-04-13T19:02:09.432-07:00Review: Lelo Bob<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/photos/0456200-a.jpg?1271102113" imageanchor="1" rel="nofollow" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://store.babeland.com/photos/0456200-a.jpg?1271102113" width="200" /></a>I'm not an avid butt-plug user. Anyone who reads my blog, or is even remotely acquainted with me, should know this. I've never gone.. *there*. I never thought I'd really enjoy anal play, to be honest. But I admit to suffering from an untameable curiosity. So naturally, when I saw <a href="http://babeland.com/?kbid=1780" rel="nofollow">Babeland</a> had the <a href="http://store.babeland.com/men-prostate-toys/bob-prostate-plug?kbid=1780" rel="nofollow">Lelo Bob</a> available for review, I snatched it up, lickety split!</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">The Lelo Bob is a "gentleman's plug". It is designed prominently for p-spot stimulation, but the ladies will also enjoy Bob's subtle charm. Made from 100% silicone, Bob is completely non-porous, hypo-allergenic, and both phthalates & latex free. It has no initial smell, and honestly, I had <u>no</u> desire to taste it. This deep blue beauty is 5" long, 3 1/2" insertable, and roughly 1 1/4" at its widest point. A softly curved bulge at the tip tapers down into a slender stem, which widens again into a loop (the alleged base of this toy). The so-called base is 1 1/4" wide, which is the same width as the largest portion of the plug. The base is the one and only thing I dislike about this toy. I wouldn't say I dislike it even, it just worries me to an extent. I fear it could disappear up into my ass as easily as the shaft of the plug did. Still, the design is very attractive, and will likely appeal to a large variety of people. The silicone is firm, and unyielding. It's only flexible in the stem, I assume to aide in comfort while in use. It has a slight drag to it, but not enough to be painful, probably not enough to even be very noticeable. The size and shape are anything but intimidating, and I believe this would be an excellent plug for a beginner! </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">The Bob is as lovely in use as it is in looks. I wore it while blogging, while cleaning, while going to the grocery store, & a wide array of other public places. In all circumstances, Bob was a true blue. Never disappointed, never let me down. The small size was enough to remind me it was there, without being painful or distracting. It was extremely pleasant to wear, and most importantly, sit on. Seriously, there's nothing worse than having a stick (or a very uncomfortable plug) up your ass. But that base! Oh, that dastardly small, and somewhat frightening, base. Every time I sat, I'd be having a nervous breakdown, panicking that at any moment the base of the toy would slip right up into my ass. I resorted to contracting my muscles, keeping a gentle outward push at all times. Needless to say, the fretting over whether or not every twitch in my ass would lead to an ER visit somewhat detracted from what was otherwise an excellent first experience with anal play. I even had a little fun grasping the loop at the base, and slowly sliding the plug in and out. It was very stimulating that way, and put me at ease, as I felt more in control. It's also an excellent tool for warming yourself up for larger plugs, probes, etc. Overall, I had a very fun adventure with this toy. It has definitely prompted more anal explorations to come in the not too distant future. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/photos/0456200-b.jpg" imageanchor="1" rel="nofollow" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://store.babeland.com/photos/0456200-b.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;">The Lelo Bob came packaged elaborately, as all Lelo items seem to. A shiny plastic outer box featuring product specs in 5 different languages encases a sturdier, inner black box made of what I assume is heavy cardboard. The plug rests inside in a hard plastic mold, shielded by a thin plastic cover. Underneath said plastic mold is a user's manual, a 1 year warranty, a 10 year guarantee, and a small white drawstring bag to store your Bob while not in use. The simple black box the plug comes in would also make a great means of storage. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">For day to day cleaning, soap and warm water are your friends. Silicone repels dirt and bacteria, and can be fully disinfected by boiling for 3 minutes, wiping down with a 10% bleach solution, or tossing it in the top rack of your dishwasher. Personally, I abstain from that last means of disinfecting, as I'm seriously concerned about how sanitary it would honestly be to put something that has been up your ass in the same place what you eat off of ends up. It's probably fine, but squeamishness prevents me from doing any such thing. Bob is compatible with water-based lubes only! Don't use silicone-based unless you're feeling cocky. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">This product was provided to <a href="http://talesfromthetoibox.com/"><b>Tales from the ToiBox</b></a> for free by<b> <span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </span><a href="http://babeland.com/?kbid=1780" rel="nofollow" style="font-family: inherit;">Babeland</a></b><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </span> in exchange for an unbiased review. </span></div>Splendwhorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12784809158262271279noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1895548764761422646.post-37189413326096246712010-08-02T23:00:00.000-07:002010-08-30T12:01:29.131-07:00It's my blog, I'll give away Free Shit if I want to!<div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: justify;"><a href="http://thebasictouch.com/productImg/1000559_image1.jpg" imageanchor="1" rel="nofollow" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://thebasictouch.com/productImg/1000559_image1.jpg" width="200" /></a><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">In case you missed the title, this is a giveaway. And yeah, I know I'm supposed to have a reason or something. Almost all giveaways have a purpose. Like, "Hey, it's my anniversary". Or "It's *insert some holiday here*". But honestly, I don't have a specific reason for hosting this giveaway. Other than, of course, that I want to. Also, this is my blog. Why are you questioning my somewhat suspicious motives? Don't you know you're supposed to blindly take free toys from strangers? Get with the program guys! Jeez! Anyways, back to the topic at hand. <a href="http://www.goodvibes.com/?kbid=57562" rel="nofollow">Good Vibes</a> had a <a href="http://www.goodvibes.com/display_product.jhtml?id=1-1-AB-0911?kbid=57562" rel="nofollow">We-Vibe II</a> on their PR page. It was just sitting up there, looking all pretty, and I didn't touch it. I left it alone, because I already own a <a href="http://www.goodvibes.com/display_product.jhtml?id=1-1-AB-0911?kbid=57562" rel="nofollow">We-Vibe II</a>, and I certainly didn't need another one. I let it sit there for a few days, watching it, and noticed no one had requested it. So, I decided, "Hey, why not spread the love?" Hence here I am. I, personally, adore my <a href="http://www.goodvibes.com/display_product.jhtml?id=1-1-AB-0911?kbid=57562" rel="nofollow">We Vibe</a>. However, I'm aware that it's one of those items people either seem to love or hate. I know that many of us have been intrigued, but afraid to take the leap, because of some very mixed reviews. Thankfully, I'm here to help you out. One lucky entrant will receive a very spiffy <a href="http://www.goodvibes.com/display_product.jhtml?id=1-1-AB-0911?kbid=57562" rel="nofollow">We-Vibe II</a>, courtesy of <a href="http://www.goodvibes.com/?kbid=57562" rel="nofollow">Good Vibes</a>, just 'cause. So? What are you waiting for? Scat! Go on, get your entries in! </span></span> </span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Ways to Win </b></span></div></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #cc0000;"><span style="color: black;">There are numerous ways to win, all listed below. Pick just one, or go crazy and do them all! It's your choice, & I'm certainly not going to fault you for wanting to improve your chances! Come back and leave a separate comment for each entry you've completed. Good luck!</span><span style="color: black;"><br />
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</span></span></div><ol style="text-align: center;"><li style="text-align: justify;">Subscribe to my blog via email. {<u>3 entries</u>}</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">Link to my blog on your blog, or in your blogroll. {<u>3 entries</u>}</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.talesfromthetoibox.com/p/grab-my-button.html">Grab my button</a>, & display it somewhere visible on your blog. {<u>5 entries</u>} </li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">Follow me on <a href="http://twitter.com/Splendwhore" rel="nofollow">Twitter</a> and tweet about this giveaway 3x a day! Each tweet must be at least an hour apart. Be sure to include @Splendwhore, and a link to this contest. Provide a link to your tweet. Example: "<i>Want to #win a We-Vibe II? @Splendwhore & @GoodVibesSF are giving one away! http://bit.ly/cm6Rv9 #giveaway #contest</i>" {<u>1 entry per tweet</u>}</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">Spread the word about this giveaway! Write a post on your blog, facebook, myspace, tumblr, etc (multiple entries accepted if you post on more than one). Include a link to this contest, and leave a comment with a link to your post. {<u>5 entries per post</u>}<b style="color: #cc0000;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: small;"> </span></b><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><b><i>Giveaway ends August 17th, 2010. Winner will be announced August 18th.</i></b><br />
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</ol><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Thank you so very much to</span> <b style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><a href="http://www.goodvibes.com/?kbid=57562" rel="nofollow">Good Vibes</a></b> <span style="font-size: x-small;">for sponsoring this giveaway! </span></div>Splendwhorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12784809158262271279noreply@blogger.com281