Review: Goodfella

The Goodfella is non-porous, hypo-allergenic, and completely free of both phthalates and latex. It is made of VixSkin, which is in fact a very unique blend of silicone that feels as soft and authentic as real flesh.  It features a firm, inner core covered in a plush, outer layer. It is somewhat tacky to the touch, but its stickiness can be easily remedied by dusting lightly with corn starch (do NOT use baby powder or talcum powder). VixSkin, technically being silicone, is a hygienically superior material. It can be disinfected by boiling for three minutes, tossing it in the top rack of your dishwasher, or wiping down with a 10% bleach solution.  You should always disinfect this toy before switching orifices. IE: Don't stick this in your butt, and then shove it up your vagina. No! Just-- No. For everyday care, washing it with antibacterial soap and warm water should suffice.  Because it's made of silicone, and also perhaps because it's so sticky, this thing is a dust/hair/fuzz magnet. If you have animals, this could be slightly problematic (unless you intend to use it as a lint roller). For this reason, I'd recommend cleaning it before and after each use. Please be sure to only use water based lubricants with this toy, unless your intention is actually to destroy it, in which case: [sarcasm] No, go right on ahead, that Silicone lube will do the trick! [/sarcasm] Just in case you missed that, I clearly identified the beginning and end of my sarcastic comment to ensure that those words are not taken as sincere. What it should actually read is "Do NOT use Silicone based lubricants on this toy. Ever. The End."

The Goodfella is fairly average in size. It is 7" in total length, 5 1/2" insertable, and 1 1/2" in diameter. Definitely not petite, but not quite large either. It would be a fairly decent toy for beginners and advanced users a like. Personally, I consider myself somewhere in between, and this toy is nicely filling for me. During penetration though, it almost feels a little smaller in diameter than my other, similarly sized, playthings. I attribute this to the fact that the shaft is not as firm as standard silicone toys, and therefore seems a little less filling. Apart from its composition, what makes the Goodfella unique is that it has balls specifically placed so that they may rest on the outside of a harness. Why is this important? Not only do the plush balls protect your partner from those unyielding o-rings, but they also give a nice little slap against the clitoris or ass with each thrust. Yes! Finally! Do you know how long I've waited for some good ball-slapping sex? Too long, my friends, too long.. Besides being ingeniously placed, the balls are also realistically sized and textured, and easily pass the "squeeze-test". The shaft has some decent detailing, including veins and a nicely pronounced head. You can't particularly feel the veins in use, but they're aesthetically pleasing nonetheless. The shaft is also very gently curved, which helps to stimulate your spots, be them G or P. The Goodfella is available in  3 different tones: Vanilla, Caramel, & Chocolate. I received the Caramel, which is kind of a very light tan. I actually own another Vixen Creations dildo in the Vanilla, and it is pretty pale, so be wary when picking your skin tone. Overall, I'm very pleased with the design of this toy!

All in all, I adore the Goodfella! It's very pleasing to the eye, and the vag. Sadly not as miraculous for pack-n-play as I had hoped, but still a very worth-while investment! A big thank you to Vixen Creations for letting my partner and I test drive one of your inventive products!