Clownin' Around (Brought to you by The Bloggess)

So as some of you may or may not know, I recently won a very unique prize from SexIs. The Bloggess, crazy outta control lady that she is, completely took over SexIs Magazine for a week and was giving away what some might consider whimsical gifts. I recall a sparkly vampire penis, and a unicorn horn dildo. Then, there was the clown suit. Ah yes, the clown suit. You see, The Bloggess was making her first foray into the world of Clown Porn. She was even so kind as to model a few different outfits. So, what did I happen to win that week? Because yes, I did win a prize. And oh mama, what a prize it was! Well, I won this very sexy little number. It has frills, bows, and looks rather like someone stole a picnic blanket and decided to wear it. This one-size-fits-your-whole-family costume is sure to frighten little children on Halloween, or even on a daily basis at the grocery store.

Now, clowns aren't exactly my personal fetish (though I'm not judging you if they're yours), but I figured it was best not to look a gifted clown suit in the.. well, wherever you'd look. So, in fully embracing this, um, wonderful gift, I've gone ahead and put together a few photos of me modeling the costume & a very snazzy purple wig. In the words of The Bloggess herself, "Enjoy! (As much as you *can* enjoy an oversized clown outfit, that is)".


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8 comments:

Sir said...

HAHA! This is adorable. Hey, now you have a "sexy little" clown suit to wear for Halloween this year.

Splendwhore said...

The real joke here is you thinking I'd be caught dead in this outside the safety of my own home. Lol.

Victoria said...

Yessssssssss

Gardenvy said...

Too friggin funny, I love your sexy poses! ;)

Splendwhore said...

Yes, my favorite "Sexy pose" is the 2nd one. I was doing my best impression of a sail boat. xD

deadpoet said...

Dude, that is so funny. HAHAHA.
theres no need to buy a halloween costume lol

Jenny, the Bloggess said...

The difference is? You make this look hot.

Splendwhore said...

Bloggess, thanks again! I did it all for you. ...Okay, so I also did it for the Lulz. But it was mostly for you.

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