I just realized... It's March! The month of promiscuous Irish women, alcohol, and general merriment. It also happens to be the month of my conception! Yes, I was born in March. My Birthday is the 14th, in case you feel like thanking me for my presence on this Earth *wink*. As if that wasn't reason enough for celebration, how about all these giveaways going on right now? Tons of chances at free stuff, you say? That's probably the best thing a Birthday Girl could ask for! I'll even tell you all about them, because I'm just that nice.
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Let's start off with the big cheese: Eden Cafe. They're giving away an amazing product called the Kissa. It is the first product actually endorsed by Eden Fantasys. They're so proud, they put their name on it, and with good reason! The Kissa is a glass vibrator. Yes, you heard me right, glass! It's beautifully textured, with smooth spirals winding up the length of its shaft, and raised bumps on its head. Only one word could possible encompass how strongly I feel about this product: WANT! I want it and I want it bad. The good news is they're giving away not one, but two Kissas to two lucky winners! What are you waiting for? Head on over and enter for a chance to win! Giveaway ends 3/12.
Next up, we have True Pleasures, who currently has three different active giveaways! Yowza! Now there's a real chance to make off like the bandits I know you are. How about celebrating your heritage with these Celtic Nipple Shields & Toe Ring? Ever get caught without your green on St. Patty's Day? Bejewel your booty with this Crystal Delights Anal Plug! That could be our little secret though, if you really want to get pinched. *wink, wink* And finally, a Pearl Pink MP3 player, fully equipped with a breast enlargement hypnosis program. If anyone asks where you got that awesome rack, you could always reply "It must be the luck of the Irish". Giveaways end 3/12.
Scarlet's Letter is giving away a Fairy Mini Wireless Wand for the ladies! Boasting super strong vibes and USB & AC charging options, who wouldn't wand this miracle maker in their toy box? And for the fellas, they have a Tenga Eggs 3-pack! It comes with 3 male masturbation sleeves that look like eggs, and can be stretched out to fit over the penis. Each egg has a different texture inside for maximum stimulation. The 3-pack comes with the Wavy, Clicker, and Spider textures. Specify whether you want the Fairy Wand or Tenga eggs for your chance to win! Giveaway ends 3/18.
And last, but certainly never least, we have What Kinda Name Is..., who is giving away the highly lusted after Ember Candle by JimmyJane. But wait! This isn't your ordinary, every day, run of the mill, boring candle. This is a massage candle! The wax is specially formulated to be body-safe, and for this reason is wonderful to melt and pour onto a partner for some added sensations. Specific scent is chosen at the discretion of the winner. Giveaway ends 3/13.
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My my, March Madness indeed! Head to those site's if you wish to succeed. I'll end with a rhyme and a tip of my hat. 'Cause I'm Irish y'know, & we do stuff like that!
Okay, I lied. I'm Scottish. Peace out bitches!
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