Mother's Day is fast approaching! What better way to show your appreciation, or pamper yourself, than with an OhMiBod Signature Vibe! Plug into your favorite music and experience ecstasy the likes of which you've never before imagined. Fulfill your deepest desires and needs, all while escaping the sounds of screaming 2 year-olds and cranky adolescents. Sound good? Want to win? Find out how below.
So, why am I oh so generously giving away this exquisite toy? Well, here's the skinny. I was actually quite blessed to have won two giveaways in a row. I received, much to my surprise and delight, both the Signature vibe and Freestyle of the OhMiBod line. Now, I'm certainly not the most selfless person in the world. I did, indeed, very much want the Freestyle. I lusted, and I longed, and I yearned for its lovely velvet-coated plastic to grace my girly parts. If I was truly selfless, we'd be giving away not one, but two prizes at this moment in time. Alas, I am greedy. I see what I want, and I work my little butt off to get it. And when I get it, ooh, I never let it go. So yes. As we speak, the Freestyle is safely locked away in the deepest depths of my toy chest. Never again to be gazed upon by any who would covet her. Except me of course, and my dearest lover. Anywhoo, while I'm not completely selfless, I'm not all that stingy either. I have what I want, and I'm not the type to hold onto excess "just 'cause". I'm inclined to believe that some lucky soul could enjoy this much more than I. And so, we begin our venture into the world of giving. If you would like to join us in the world of receiving, please read my rules of entry herein entailed.
Ways to Win
There are numerous ways to win, all listed below. Pick just one, or go crazy and do them all! It's your choice, & I'm certainly not going to fault you for wanting to improve your chances. =) Come back and leave a separate comment for each entry you've completed. Good luck!
- Tell me why you or some special person would benefit from this beautiful toy. Tell me why your mother, or spouse, or even yourself deserves a gorgeous gift this Mother's Day. {1 entry}
- Subscribe to my blog. {1 entry}
- Follow my blog via Google Friend Connect. {2 entries}
- Link to my blog on your blog, or in your blogroll. {3 entries}
- Comment on any of my other posts. Link to it here. {1 entry}
- Follow me on Twitter and tweet about this giveaway once per day! Be sure to include @Splendwhore, and a link to this contest. Provide a link to your tweet. Example: "Give your momma (or yourself) something to smile about! @Splendwhore is giving away an @OhMiBod Signature Vibrator!! http://bit.ly/9qnm0W" {1 entry per day}
- Spread the word about this giveaway! Write a post on your blog, facebook, myspace, tumblr, etc. Include a link to this contest, and leave a comment with a link to your post. {5 entries}
- Divulge a story involving you and your mother, or your adventures in parenthood. What was your best Mother's Day ever? Your worst? How about your proudest moment as a mother?
{1 entry}
Giveaway ends May 8th, 2010. Winner will be announced on Mother's Day (May 9th).
In the event that the prize is not claimed within 48 hours, a new winner will be drawn.
Limited to U.S. Residence only! Sorry everyone, but I'm paying to ship this one myself.
